#danamercer

[alexviralmercer-blog]

What do we do now?

[never-the-second]

Your armpit looks so soft... I would love... to touch.. i.t...

Try to seduce my Muse - @danamercer

“...You want to do what?”

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY (for love) NOW DAMMIT

[blackeruption]

What about you show the world and its creatures how obvious that is?

“You guys seem to have enough fun imagining weird things, you don’t need my help.”

[blackeruption]

Big all over. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“I thought that was obvious.”

[blackeruption]

Your boobs are really big.

“Well, I’m pretty much big all over but my...boobs?”

[blackeruption]

Why do you make jokes about eating people?

“I find it funny, what people will believe.”  Besides, the resulting solitude was...convenient. 

“...or what they don’t believe. A joke can also be true, you know.”

[blackeruption]

Would you rather fist fight a bear or throw Kardia into an active volcano?

“...I wouldn’t go out of my way to do either, and there aren’t any bears or Kardia nearby.”