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You have scary dog privileges

its more like "holy shit isnt that mercer who the hell is the woman walking right beside it and not getting annihilated instantly" and "call the military and an airstrike". not a nice walk in the park as people think :/

but sometimes alex does want to bring me along to go shopping (in a completely legal way, i assure you) but he normally dresses up as some other guy or another. gary from office cubical 142 isnt as intimidating or famous.

#what im saying is - scary “dog” privileges can only help if he isnt americas number one most wanted terrorist #and that the general populace doesnt immediately shit their pants and summon blackwatch upon us #perhaps in another universe #so sad.#dana mercer #prototype 2009 #alex mercer prototype #alex j mercer #danasks

Has Alex ever accidentally entered your apartment while disguised as some random person? How did you react?

omg wait you reminded me of this one time, i think it was when he accidentally took out 12 stories on the corner condominium of 26th street? i think? he came in as this big suited guy. burly, no-nonsense yk, very m.i.b. cause bw was looking for him, whatever, normal sunday.

so he comes in, running through the door, forgets to change, and scares the shit out of me.

i threw my laptop across the room so hard i broke the screen (rip puggle, you were the best puter a girl could ask for😢) then got him with a solid groin kick... he changed back immediately after that :U

we had a good talk (i may have freaked out a bit bcuz i thought he was a bw agent coming after us what else was i sposed to do) and he gave me a gun "for next time someone you dont know comes in" < his words, not mine.

doesnt happen that much anymore :) alex doesnt enjoy eating lead.

#he said my kick was pretty good which coming from a guy who gets blown up a lot that means something #danasks #prototype 2009 #alex mercer #alex mercer prototype #dana mercer