Cannons in your bed. As a gift from your worst enemy.
@evil-osha-unova Y'know what? HARDHAT IN YOUR BED. High-vis vest around your shoulders. Steel, close-toed boots around your feet. Easy access to a respirator and exchangeable filters.
We'll be installing SAFETY on this cannon, removing it from the bed, and adding it to the office's security system. Thank you for keeping our safety in mind! Don't forget yours! Have a wonderful day, oh enemy mine!













