#danbitch

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danbitch said: i was too scared to watch the movie so i just read about it

it's not scary just rly fucking gross

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Dan: you're my favorite customer

thanks hi doggy bye doggy

Me: so how's your sex life?

Dan: ;)

Me: dlkhna;ltj;

Dan: now is that a legitimate question?

Me: LOLFUCKYOU

Dan: now?

Me: A'FLHSMN;LEHAE

WOWOWOWOWOWWWWW

I

DON'T

LIKE

YOU

3

Dan: darn.

Me: =_=

i give up

troll

Dan: hurrhurrrr

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Me: YELLOWCARD NOVEMBER 3 D:

Dan: i know

x_x

Me: gonna

beg my parents to go.

beg

and beg

and beg

and offer up my soul

Dan: o_o"

holhyshiet.

lmfaooo

if you go.

bring me back.

a signed.

penis.

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Dan: im just waiting for the day

when you go bald.

Me: LOOOOOOOOL

i'll tell you if i ever do

and then you can laugh

Dan: yeah.

and it'll be another

"told you so" moment

in our friendship

-_-"

Me: before i die

i'd like

just one moment

where i can laugh my ass off

because you did something

and i get to say i told you so

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Sabrina found out that Dan lied.

Me (quoting Sabrina): i'm going to fucking

kick him

in the fucking

penis

and rip his

scrotum out

and i'll burn the skin right in front of him

how's he gonna like that huh.

Me: ^^

good luck

it was nice knowing you

Dan: yo i got this.

Me: you got this?

Dan: if i start running now

and she drives

it'll take her an hour to get to my town

by that time

i can be on the train

to zimbabwe.

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guitar talk.

Me: hahah

i feel like

i should just sell him

euphorie

and buy a nicer one

LOL

Dan: LOL

that'd be a sad day.

Me: ?

Dan: i'd have no yamahas to make fun of.

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Dan: oh god.

what the hale?

college visiting?

Me: yep.

penn state.

Dan: how lame.

not like you[re going there.

Me: NOPEE.

rutgers owns my soul.

Dan: exactly.

xD

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He's hella fantastically orgasmically cute as fuck.

Me: i need to yell about something

and she's not here to smack me

xD

Dan: oh.

cute boy?

Me: no

LOOL

those don't exist

Dan: ...

excuse you

but i will have you know

that

i

am

hella

fantastically

orgasmically

cute.

as

.

fuck.