#danceracha incorrect quotes

[hyunlinolix]

Hyunjin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Felix: I'm a knife.

Minho, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

[hyunlinolix]

Felix: Minho and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Hyunjin: *Sighing* What did Minho do?

Felix: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Minho: Who wants a steering wheel?

[hyunlinolix]

Felix: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

[hyunlinolix]

Hyunjin: Minho, my old arch enemy.

Felix: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Hyunjin: I have a life outside of you, Felix.

[hyunlinolix]

Felix, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Hyunjin, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Minho: what the heck are you guys doing?

Felix: playing systemic oppression

[hyunlinolix]

Felix: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Minho: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Hyunjin: In that case, we're definitely lost.

[hyunlinolix]

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Hyunjin*

Hyunjin: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[hyunlinolix]

Minho: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.