I HATE DANCING
So this one time at my aunts wedding they were doing the thing where the bride and groom throw the flowers and shit so i caught it without knowing that i had to dance and when my aunt told me to go dance with the person who caught the other one i was like 'fuck it im drunk who gives a shit' and i danced like shit. I knew it because ive never danced i hate it and so when it was over i went outside and chilled with some of my cousins and like 30 mins later one of my uncles comes out and hes like 'no pos no sabes bailar (well, you cant dance)' and im like no shit and who the fuck tells people they cant dance like im drunk motherfucker you expect me to be a good dancer on my first try while drunk smh i only did it because of the pressure like i refused to dance with my crush after she pleaded multiple times and i felt like shit and now you gon come here and be like that nah fuck you. This why i dont go to family gatherings and i just stay in my room reading and tumblring.












