#dancingsheepturd

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My sister told me she wishes she had jowls

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Airport selfies ft. blue hair and my sister

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When my sister was way little I told her if she put a tooth under her pillow an old old man would come and take it

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*me and my sister talking about white friends* Me: I gave my friend desi food and he started like hyperventilating from the spiciness My sister: was it kheer?

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Damn. We the dopest fucking dwarfs.

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I don't know what's happening but my sister just asked me if i know the song let it go and when i said no she said "good then i can sing the incorrect pizza...i meant song"

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i just put my glasses on and discovered my sister DOES have eyelashes and eyelids

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when she was 7, i told my sister that trees walk around at night and that's why they're never in the same place