in other AFL news I forgot how much I love Dane Rampe, #1 defender in my heart <3
here he is trying to distract an opposition player lining up to kick for goal
(you are not allowed to do this but it was against Essendon so I think it was OK)
also normally I hate paparazzi but I do love that he shops at Vinnies ($350k a year what)
not shown: the time he broke his arm in a freak accident at training (he tried and failed to jump over a chain in the car park) and swanned around the club in a red robe for weeks afterwards while he recovered, instead please enjoy this picture of my shiny absol (the Disaster Pokemon) caught the following year in pokemon go
in conclusion: ilu ramps, go swans in 2026 ❤🤍❤🤍

















