HAPPY happy DAY OF BIRTH !!!!
Prologue: when tiff asked me to write something to you on here i was all for it, because i love you immensely and it would want nothing more to wish you a long cute happy birthday, But Then i realized, I havent known you FOR MORE THAN A WEEK (((barely two weeks))) and that says a lot considering i feel like i grew up with you and you're like a weird older cousin that is cute like a darling pup
I dont even know how old youre turning. I do know one thing, you, ,, told me,, liam, payne,, is, Your daddy. ((a rough sentence to type))
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I AM CREATING A LIST OF ALL THE WRONGS LIAM PAYNE HAS EVER DONE.
Lied about being born with one kidney, and milked it to get the votes from xfactor viewers, then MIRACULOUSLY Found A Kidney right before turning 21, before going to the U.S. COINCIDENT?? I Think Not
That Damn Instagram: first he names it FAKEliampayne, then follows no one for like a month so the only person he see's on his feed,, is himself and only post memes for 2-3 weeks THEN HE POSTS THE FEDORA PICS
he almost always cuts louis' solos off ((so does harry))
HE'S DOING ALL OF ZAYN'S BACKGROUND VOCALS ????
His Mother Fucking Layouts,
"""Now I may not be gay but I am in love with a man ..."""
he had The Audacity to pick up me n tiff's pillow, but ignored the fact our @ names are written on it...
for a whole interview A Whole Fucking Interview he cut off Harry every time he tried to talk
"DJ PAYNO",,, i dont,, im
I wish i could go into more depth with my hatred for liam, but i hope you get the jist of it.
Dane, my honey-love, Youre Quite Amazing.
please stop wasting your love on something so pitiful as that boy smh he's awful Happy Birthday i love you x