#thebasedjoe

[thebasedjoe]

new year new leotard

[thebasedjoe]

this has been my best pic in 3 months, everyone adore me 

[daneday-blog]

My Cream Cheese DANEish

HAPPY happy DAY OF BIRTH !!!! 

Prologue: when tiff asked me to write something to you on here i was all for it, because i love you immensely and it would want nothing more to wish you a long cute happy birthday, But Then i realized, I havent known you FOR MORE THAN A WEEK (((barely two weeks))) and that says a lot considering i feel like i grew up with you and you're like a weird older cousin that is cute like a darling pup

I dont even know how old youre turning. I do know one thing, you, ,, told me,, liam, payne,, is, Your daddy. ((a rough sentence to type))

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I AM CREATING A LIST OF ALL THE WRONGS LIAM PAYNE HAS EVER DONE.

Lied about being born with one kidney, and milked it to get the votes from xfactor viewers, then MIRACULOUSLY  Found A Kidney right before turning 21, before going to the U.S. COINCIDENT?? I Think Not 

That Damn Instagram: first he names it FAKEliampayne, then follows no one for like a month so the only person he see's on his feed,, is himself and only post memes for 2-3 weeks THEN HE POSTS THE FEDORA PICS

he almost always cuts louis' solos off ((so does harry))

HE'S DOING ALL OF ZAYN'S BACKGROUND VOCALS ????

""""ridicules""""

likes duck dynasty ???

His Mother Fucking Layouts,

"""Now I may not be gay but I am in love with a man ..."""

he had The Audacity to pick up me n tiff's pillow, but ignored the fact our @ names are written on it...

for a whole interview A Whole Fucking Interview he cut off Harry every time he tried to talk

"DJ PAYNO",,, i dont,, im

I wish i could go into more depth with my hatred for liam, but i hope you get the jist of it.

Liam Payne is The Worst.

Dane, my honey-love, Youre Quite Amazing. 

please stop wasting your love on something so pitiful as that boy smh he's awful Happy Birthday i love you x

LOVE JOE