Danganrompa AU: Makoto naegi the ultimate lucky Ninja.
Mondo and the class of 78, 77, and others were walking around hope’s peak for one simple reason as they were scrambling around like maniacs: they all lost the most precious and most unhinged little egg in existence. Makoto Naegi now in any other universe this wouldn’t be such a terrible nor terrifying thing to deal with. Unfortunately this Makoto is essentially the sweetest demon that has existed and if unsupervised has probably caused more damage than Junko on a regular basis. Which she’s jealous about because Makoto’s actions no matter how chaotic are always giving people so much hope. That any despair the ultimate fashionista desired died the moment he would breathe.
Mukuro: “He’s not in the playroom!” Mukuro says to a radio in her right hand as class 78 were behind her looking nervous and scared for their little cinnamon murder boy. Without kyoko, and mondo with them.
Akane: “Not a whiff of him under the beds, or in any of the closets!” Akane said into her radio walkie talkie with her entire class, and class 76 and 75 behind her. (Class 76 +75 is the SDA + SDA2 cast.)
Kyoko: “and he’s nowhere near the lil ultimates.” Kyoko says as she was with class 78 and the lil ultimates who were very scared where could naegi be?!
Cue a Malcom in the middle scene transition to where Naegi actually is wearing his iconic hoodie mixed with a ninja outfit shaded in a mix between green and dark blue and wearing a scary smiling rabbit mask with it being technically advanced and somehow adorable at the same time our manic little ninja is sitting crisscrossed on the ground playing with a large black bear cub he found while walking outside the academy’s grounds. They were playing a game of fetch together with Naegi’s wooden shuriken because the real thing would hurt little Maru and Naegi didn’t want to harm little Maru.
Every time the little cub would catch the wooden weapon Naegi would clap happily, laugh a little silently adorable wheezing chuckle and after the bear dropped the wooden shuriken on neagi’s lap he’d just throw it again in a repeating pattern. With naegi petting the bear cub and the cub licking his hands and mask to show affection.
But then suddenly naegi’s masks ears twitched the moment he heard people yelling his name his head turned like a rabbit sensing its owner is close.
Peko: Naegi-Kun! Where are you? We have curry for you! Hannamura-kun made your favorite kind!
CURRY?! HELL YEAH! Naegi was so excited that he was salivating at the thought of the curry. Though he turned to little Maru he couldn’t just leave her. So he opened his mask mouth and closed it around the dogs scruff gently, after that makoto zoomed towards the promise of curry. Like the ultimate ninja would! Believe it!
Every student from 76 to even the student council couldn’t find Makoto despite checking every single nook and cranny of the academy and even the outdoors, not a lick of the lucky ninja anywhere. All of them were tiredly sitting in the gymnasium after spending hours trying to find makoto.
Mondo: “crap we checked out every single place he could be! How does he still find new places to disappear to?!” Mondo says in an exhaustive fit of rage.
Leon: “you forget he’s a friggn ninja man? The people well known for being sneaky and mysterious. Or did the armor, weapons, and creepy vow of silence he always does confuse you with a mime with a violence streak?” Leon kuwata the ultimate baseball star sarcastically jabbed at mondo despite the exhaustion effecting them all.
Mondo: “I… would punch you out cold if I wasn’t so tired kuwata.” Mondo then rested his head onto Ishimaru’s shoulder as vice versa with ishimaru bros need to comfort bros after all…
Iruma: “shut up you blue balled virgins, I told all of you we should’ve put a tracker on rabbit-chad but noooo. You all just had to say something about his privacy and autonomy, he’s like a fuck’n cryptid. If it was detective hard ass who had my perfect idea first none of you virgin assholes would’ve objected!” Iruma rants demeaning everyone but makoto while calling Kyoko kirigiri her new nickname.
Junko: “first, the only reason we objected is because one: you’re a perv who’d sneak a spy camera in his bathroom to get a peak at his special carrot, and as much I would’ve enjoyed the despair that would probably bring, you’re too much even for me.” Junko states while petting monaca towa’s head. Iruma glares at her and was about to yell at her but was stopped by Maki Harukawa the ultimate caregiver/assassin putting a hand over the ultimate inventors mouth.
Kaito: “easy junko-Chan. You don’t need to rile Iruma up again, we’d never hear the end of it. Right Neagi? Kaito Momota asks the Ultimate lucky ninja not realizing that he was talking to the mad rabbit of hope. Before jumping into the air because he got jump scared by neagi suddenly appearing hunching next to him like a rabbit and the dog he had found was still in his mask mouth held by the scruff.
Class 77, and 78 was used to neagi suddenly appearing out of nowhere other classes like 76 and others screamed or jumped in fear.
Genocide Jill: “there ya are Big Mac! where’d you get this little pup? You Try’n to make a zoo in your room again careful you don’t bark up the wrong tree. HAHAHAHAHA!”
All of class 78 groaned at Jill’s pun. Especially her twin sister toko fukawa, as the ultimate writer hated puns, makoto however giggled silently as he was the only one who liked Jill’s puns. Makoto then dropped little Maru the little Rottweiler husky mixed pup on the gymnasium steps gently and introduced the puppy to everyone very happily which was noticed by him looking like a kid who found out Santa was real. Maybe a tracking device was needed for neagi
