#danger-night

[fentanyl-czar]

sitting at the Tim Hortons on Smythe, debating whether I should go home, or stay in town until six to go to a showing of My Bloody Valentine with Emmaline at UNB opinions?

[fentanyl-czar]

HEY LADIES I HAVE ANOTHER REQUIREMENT FOR OUR APARTMENT 

MAGNET LETTERS AND WORDS ON THE FRIDGE

[fentanyl-czar]

danger-night, puddingasm, and I are moving in together.

here are some things we have established about our quarters so far:

we're going to live in a tree house

but one with cookie-baking capabilities and internet

we're going to have a large framed photo of joe biden on the wall

we're going to need to buy a zoo to house all of our pets, which include:

my two cats

a bunny and a guinea pig

a hedgehog

a snake

a fox

a capybara 

an octopus

[fentanyl-czar]

hey emmaline

I don't think Bela is smart enough to be Amy Poehler

[oldkidontheblock]

Prom

so now emmaline is going to prom with charly and I'm thinking maybe hangout all of the time at prom?

[awooboogaloo]

I have to start working out more I'm still fat and no one likes fat girls, not even most girls like fat girls (At least in all my experience)

but I'm scared I'm going to stop eating again if I do.

well oh well if I do.

I keep trying to reassure myself that I'm going to be okay if I become skinny, that maybe if I am a guy will fall in love with me and that I'll be more outgoing.

Probably not.

Not like anyone listens to me anyway.

[fentanyl-czar]

oh my god I am so excited for sunday

emmaline & victoria are coming over for tea and pie and spaghetti

and we're going to watch the avengers and PSG

and play with the kitties

and then we're gonna spot benedict on the red carpet and watch the emmys 

and stephen is going to win this year