#danglingkeys

[coffeepug]

Same blog, new name!

danglingkeys --> coffeepug danglingkeys --> coffeepug danglingkeys --> coffeepug AO3 account is still danglingkeys!

[hobbsyssel]

danglingkeys replied to your post: i grew up on a farm and i’ve been help...

I would read that!! I’ve never read a farm au but it’s sounds crazy cute!!!!

aww thank you! i still need to have it all planned out, but the possibilities of me actually writing it seem good :)

[rcmclachlan]

Oh my god that story about the girl being possessed and then becoming total bros with satan. Like, can you please? I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT IT SOUNDS AMAZING! Like totally a bad omens kind of feel but making it your own! Anyway I read all your tags and it sounded amazing and also subway yummmm

"FEAR NOT, MELANIE MAYWEATHER, DAUGHTER OF ISONDO, FOR I HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH YOUR DELIVERANCE AND HAVE COME TO—" 

Once upon a time, Melanie had been so terribly afraid of the unknown, the ever-present danger that lurked when she walked home at night, when she forgot to lock the front door after 9pm, or even when she decided to leave a reply to some jackass’s YouTube comment. NBC News and The Huffington Post tells her in bold, 20pt font that if she isn’t afraid, she should be. Even her mom instilled that fear when she was four and totally on board with helping strange men look for their lost puppies, complete with a secret password that only the most trustworthy would know and the instinct to scream if someone she didn’t know approached her.

In the last four weeks, she’s become frighteningly okay with random people just appearing in her living room, which is why she lowers her Subway Club sandwich with a sigh and says to the man suddenly standing in front of the TV, “You could not be more in the way.”

The man’s mouth opens, then hooks on nothing, left gaping and awkward. He shifts, uncomfortable. “You are Clean.”

"I’m not sure how to answer that, but I feel like I should be offended."

"It was not an offense," the man growls, then startles as if seeing her for the first time. He looks around the living room, his gaze snagging for a few moments on the framed picture on the wall of her and Aamon at the Stone Zoo wearing Elton John-sized sunglasses, and makes a face like he was forced to eat a spider’s nest. "I—Are you not… Is there a… That man is not—"

The last time she was part of such an awkward moment, she’d set her lab station on fire, which was only 40% on purpose. She had to buy Nick Pakchoian a new backpack.

"Do you… know where you are?" Melanie asks, because being polite usually gets her what she wants. Only had to learn that six one time. 

Clearing his throat, all six feet of him stands up straight. His heels click together like a soldier coming to attention, and he says firmly, “I sense the presence of The Owl-Headed Prince; he has been here. I demand to know of his whereabouts; he is to be arrested and presented before the Consultation for his crimes.”

She stares. “What.”

"The Marquis of the Forty Infernal—where is he?"

"Like, I get what the words mean individually," she says. This is starting to be a little weird, and she struggles to keep the corners of her mouth from lifting. "But, like, together it’s just a mess. Say it again, and I promise I’ll try to keep up."

"Am I amusing?" The man demands.

On screen, Tommy DeVito pipes up, ”What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”

Melanie looks down at her sandwich and chokes down the hysterical laughter that bubbles up. She’s totally not going to get to finish it now.

"Child." It’s barked like an order, and it pretty much does the job; she starts in surprise, nearly dropping her sandwich.

"What, jesus, sorry," she says, and the man just—just draws himself up, like a parrot puffing to make himself look threatening, and it’d be pretty hilarious if the air didn’t suddenly drop like a thunderstorm was about to break out. She coughs out a gasp in surprise, her breath a white cloud that saunters upward like cigarette smoke. The roast beef from her sandwich is nowhere to be found in her mouth, just the faint taste of something sharp and metallic, like pennies. On the wall behind the TV, his shadow grows at the shoulders, splitting into five enormous shapes that look an awful lot like—

On screen, Tommy cracks up, "You motherfucker! I almost had him! I almost had him. You stuttering prick, you. Frankie, was he shaking?"

Suddenly, nothing about Tommy DeVito is funny. Nothing about any of this is funny.

"Okay, I think I got them all."

She and the man both turn to watch Aamon come out of the kitchen and take a bite out of his sandwich. He chews thoughtfully and then glares down at the sub.

"Aamon—"

"We need to go to the one in Newington next time," he says. "Like, how hard is it to not put pickles in something? I’m paying 100% of the bill; my sandwich should be 100% the way I want it."

“Aamon.”

He looks up and stops. For a moment, something like fire flares bright and red in his eyes, and a muscle in his jaw jumps as he sets his gaze on the man in front of the TV. The metallic smell that had been making a home in her nose and mouth is immediately smothered by a heavy odor that smells like burnt hair and smoke.

And then it’s gone, and Aamon bares his teeth in a wide grin. “Oh sweet, innocent, impressionable Christ child, they sent you? Well, if you plan on dragging this out, you can go and get your own damn sandwich, because I am not going back to the fucking Nashua Subway.”

[furious-winter]

1. Always Post The Rules

2. Answer the questions and write 11 new ones

3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4. Actually tell them you tagged them Ack, thanks pigfartzz! I feel included! :P

QUESTIONS:

1. If you had to describe your family’s personality in three words what would it be?

Religious… umm… Yeah, that's pretty much it. 

2. Do you have a favourite genre of music?

Not really, but if pressed I'd say "progressive."

3. If you had to describe you ideal partner how would would you?

Honest to a fault, kind, highly intelligent, atheist… I could go on but I don't want to seem picky. :S Oh, nerdy! He must be nerdy or like nerdy things. :P

4. If you had to describe you worst nightmare of a partner how would you?

Sarah Palin. 

5. Do you have a value or opinion in your life you feel very passionate about? If so what is it?

Yes. I'm a "militant atheist," meaning I'm quite vocal about it. 

6. What is one relationship you value the most?

My two best friends are the most important to me. We've all three been close since middle school. They're both straight guys and, when I came out to them in high school, they were just like, "Okay. And?"

7. What do you feel the most confident about in yourself?

Hmm… I suppose I'm most confident about being me. Someone once commented, "For a gay guy living in south Georgia, you seem to be very comfortable in your own skin." I think he meant that I'm not effeminate or flamboyant and don't feel the need to be that way in order to advertise my sexuality (or whatever- not saying all effeminate/flamboyant gay guys try to be that way… but I know for a fact that more than a few do). 

8. What’s the most awkward situation you’ve been in?

LOL. So… this one time on a church mission trip with my youth group I took a diarrhea shit at night in the middle of a field in full view of the church van while attached to (caught in) a barbed wire fence.  How's that for awkward? :P

9. Me and my friends were talking about this early so id thought id ask. If you had a one night stand and the next day you found the other person had left you money would you take it or return it?

Well, I don't have one night stands, but… I'd probably keep it. That's beer money, yo.

10. One trait you wished you had (e.g. humor, optimism)

I wish I was smarter. 

11. Whats your gp to dance move?

I don't dance. Or shop. Or know anything about fashion. Or care, lol. My questions: 1. What's the last book you read cover to cover? 2. If you had to choose a theme song to your life, what would it be? 3. If you could sit down and have a drink with anyone, living or dead, who would it be? 4. Do you believe in "true love?" 5. Would you be embarrassed if those you know in real life ever came across your Tumblr blog and knew it was yours? 6. What is your guiltiest pleasure? 7. What's your proudest moment? 8. What would be the perfect ending for your OTP? 9. What pisses you off more than anything else in the whole wide world? 10. You're sitting in a public place, say, a bench in the park, and your celebrity crush nonchalantly walks up and sits down beside you. What do you do? 11. If you knew that today was the last day you'd be alive, what would you do? I'll tag some of my favorite people. :) pigfartzz ladyilliya puzzledhats danglingkeys elfigreen14 blacksmithgendry halfprincesshalfgoddess xxsupernaturalgalxx queenargelladurrendon highwaytothe7hells thestark-bitch

[wibblyrose]

Who's askee and what is this fic?

askee/askance is jimmynovaks and the fic is the one i reblogged today, kin & keeper

read it !!! (if you like wincest)

[smwiseg]

danglingkeys replied to your post “I MADE A 97 ON MY TRIG EXAM WHICH BROUGHT MY 92 UP TO 93 AND GAVE ME...”

HOLY SHIT CONGRATZ?!!?!?!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[linestorm]

follower random facts list :)

oh my gosh i’m honored!! 1. I’m 180cm aka seriously tall 2. I have purple hair right now 3. I want to become a video game concept artist 4. I will get overly defensive if someone insults my favorite fictional characters. ATM that refers to mainly Sansa Stark and Peeta Mellark. 5. I was going to audition for Swedish Idol but then my friend talked me out of it. 6. I’ve written my own songs since i was 13 7. I’ve danced ballet, modern, and jazz. 8. I used to live in Los Altos, California 9. My tattoo on my arm is to remind me that life is worth living. Also to remember the time in my life were i wanted to kill myself and to never belittle that pain. 10. I speak three languages. Fluent in english and swedish. Used to be fluent in french now i’m just pretty good ^^. 

— danglingkeys

[superwhoavengelockgate]

Answer this with ten random facts about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers :)

1. My favourite Pokemon is Charizard

2. I have 4 cats and 3 horses

3. I have a Zelda 3DS

4. I work in a Tesco warehouse

5. My favourite Superhero is IronMan

6. I love roast dinners 

7. I have no idea what I want to do with my life

8. I’m addicted to strawberry Ribena

9. I can’t wait for the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

10. I haven’t seen Thor: TDW yet.

I don’t even know, man. Did I do this right?