#dango announcement

[alonelysimp]

Dear Comrades !!

I will be going on a hiatus from now until sometime eventually, probably around the beginning of February after finals week !! I'll still be active on my side and my disc, uhmm dm me if you'd like that i suppose? Or just drag me from the depths of my little rat cave by pinging me in lane's server i suppose. Thank you for your continued support !!

Your beloved Tumblr Fanfiction Writer that never writes, Dango <3

[alonelysimp]

Dear Comrades !!

Apologies for the disappearance, but I'll be moving blogs soon !! I'll still log back in every once nd a while nd wtv, but I'll be more active on my new blog, @sea-of-dandelions !!

Hopefully this won't be a permanent thing, since this blog means a lot to me, but even if it's not I still won't be "active" on it. A few months? A few years? Who knows !!

My new blog will have much more spam, and very little to no actual content. If anything, it'll be a doodle of one of my friends' ocs or something.

I'll be logging out of this acc on the 13th-ish, probably.

I'm moving bc frankly, it just hurts to be on this blog. I've been in a bit of a slump these past few months, and I hate seeing this blog. It's just a constant reminder to me that I haven't posted anything in a while and it's making me feel like I'm failing as a content creator.

Anyways yeah, that's that. If you wanna ask me abt my priv just shoot me an ask or something, thanks, love y'all

Your Beloved Comrade, Dango

[alonelysimp]

Dear Comrades !!

This is very very important, I need everyone that sees this to answer it (mandatory !!!!) I need as diverse of a sample as possible, so reblogs are very much appreciated !!

Do you usually wear socks to bed? Will your answer change if its cold?

Thank you,

Dango

[alonelysimp]

whoo ok moots post !! pls comment if you're a moot tyvm <3

[alonelysimp]

Greetings comrades !!

I am (again) joining an EBG !! This one's for the Genshin girls, hosted by Sam (@/3rdgymbos) and Karma (@/marius-z). My old biases are Amber, La Signora, Xinyan, and Ayaka, feel free to sabotage me (but I don't plan on losing this time <3) !! My assigned bias is Lisa.

However, please do join me (and a few other people) in sabotaging Curse (@/hqrbinger) !! It's been a hot minute since she's joined an EBG and I don't plan on letting her make it out with anything less than 3 strikes :) her biases are Kujou Sara, Hu Tao, and Jean, her assigned bias is Ganyu <33

Again, my EBG tag is #dango struggling through an ebg, so feel free to block it if you don't want to see it !! any posts with an EBG tag will not be having a spam tag

EBG info + lineup [ x ] || Strike list [ x ]

Lisa's little malewife, Dango

[alonelysimp]

Greetings Comrades !!

I don't know exactly how many people know, but the 27th is, in fact, my birthday. I ask that no one mentions it. Any wishes in my ask box will not be acknowledged, though I appreciate the thought. As of the time I'm writing this, I'm not sure if my activity will increase or decrease, but in the event that it decreases greatly, please rest assured I am okay and I will resume interacting shortly. If in the event that you wish to gift/send me anything (don't feel pressured to tho !!), please send it before or after the date. (if you wish to send it on a meaningful date of some kind, the 22nd is my and Taru's anniversary <3) I currently plan on being less active on the 26th, and not at all until the morning of the 29th, though this could change as the date approaches. I hope you understand, thank you. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask, my DMs are open and I can priv respond to asks. My apologies for any inconvenience.

Your local Tartaglia Enjoyer, Dango

[alonelysimp]

Dec 2021 EBG Rules

|| m.list ||

EBG stands for Extreme Bias Game. The general rules of the game are that you cannot acknowledge the existence of your bias for one week, and you are instead assigned a bias to simp for.

Participants (and sometimes non-participants) will try to sabotage the players, usually with asks or reblogs, with the intent of trying to get the player to acknowledge the existence of their old biases and making them get a strike.

Once a player has accumulated three strikes, they are out and will have to participate in a punishment of my choosing after the game ends.

What counts for strikes

- Saying your old bias' name

- Reblogging or liking a post with your old bias in it

- Implying knowing your old bias before or during the EBG (so you can't "redevelop" a relationship with them over the course of the EBG)

- Posting about your old bias

- Giving your old bias a vague nickname to refer to them as (e.g. Amber = bunny girl)

- Pfps of your old bias on Tumblr (changing your theme is not required, but it will earn u extra brownie points /hj)

- All rules above apply to tags as well

- Talking about your bias on other sites/apps or IRL is discouraged, but not inherently a strike (so long as I am not notified for it. if someone rats you out that's on you)

What does not count for strikes

- Reblogging sabotages and answering sabotages, as long as it does not break any of the rules listed above

- In-game profiles

- Using your old bias in-game

- Pfps on apps/sites that are not Tumblr

- Mentioning someone's URL (character anon tags are strikes tho)

- Queueing fics about your biases is not a strike, but is discouraged. If possible, please queue it for the end of the EBG as to not cause confusion

All participants will be allowed one simp pass, with a duration of one continuous hour

For that one hour, the player will be able to freely simp, talk about, and post their old bias

As soon as the duration of the simp pass ends, they must simp for their assigned bias until the end of the EBG, or they accumulate three strikes

To activate the simp pass, just make a post stating that you wish to use it and tag me in it

After the EBG is over, please thank all of the people who sent you sabotages

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

If you're unsure about whether or not something is a strike, don't be afraid to tag me! I will get back to it as soon as possible.

The EBG will begin Monday, December 13th, at 12:00 UTC+8 and end at the same time on Monday, December 20th. All of the participants will be tagged the start and end times, don't worry <3

[alonelysimp]

Dear Comrades !!

Most of you who signed up made it in time to secure a slot, the list will be officially posted tomorrow along with the strike counter, the assignments, and the old bias list.

Your already struggling EBG host, Dango