#daniel lore

[slutforpringles]

visacashapprb: Asking the important questions on media day 🍝

[dr3comebackera]

Daniel describing how he broke his arm as a kid, from the Red Bull 2018 On the Sofa video

After Max answers “What’s the stupidest way you ever hurt yourself?” with a story of him drunkenly walking into a door: MV: “You?” DR: “I broke my arm as a kid. Uh, February the 13th, 2003. Basically, how did I- so I broke my humerus,” MV: “Okay” DR: “Like serious bone. And I broke it by throwing a tennis ball.” MV: *in disbelief* “How?! How can you-” DR: “I threw a ball, and my arm snapped.” MV: *grimaces* “Awhh. So how is that possible? DR: “In the end, I- so we found out I had a bone cyst. So something that, I guess some people get, it’s just, I don’t know how, I guess you’re just maybe born with it and over time, I guess it’s some form of like little, disease in a way. Anyway, so it, it’s this thing that eats away your bone over time, and eventually the bone becomes so thin that it-” MV: “It snaps?” DR: “eventually is gonna break. Basically.” DR: “Um, so it could’ve happened like, the doc- the hospital said it could have happened like, getting out of bed, like one morning I could’ve just gotten out of bed and it would’ve just snapped.” MV: *huge grimace and groan* DR: “So I was walking with my friends, erm, it was at lunchtime at school, and people were playing cricket. So the ball came over, so I like just picked it up, threw it, and that’s when it snapped. And I just fell to the floor, and all my friends were laughing at me, like ‘You’re being an idiot. Get up.’ And I was like, obviously crying. And yeah. And the guy that hit the ball, true story, the guy that hit the ball, was, I wanna say, I don’t wanna exaggerate, I wanna say at least 50 meters away, at the very least 50 meters away. And he heard the snap, when it- it was that loud. I’ll never forget it, unfortunately. I wish I could.” DR: “But anyway. So if you like touch my arm now, you can feel like the bone where it grew over, it’s kind of weird. Anyway, broke my arm throwing a tennis ball.” MV: “Impressive,” DR: “Yeah.” MV: “Impressive.” DR: “Yeah.” DR: “One weird thing with that, I’ll just quickly- so I was sitting there at school, like waiting for my mom to pick me up. Cause I didn’t know what I had done, I didn’t know it was broken, I just knew something was up. And I went to move my arm, I was supporting it.” MV: *can tell where this is going, softly* “Oh.” DR: “And I went to move it, and I literally, I could feel things inside, like move, but my arm stayed still.” MV: *mouth drops, loudly* “Oh no, ohhhh” DR: “So like all like the, whatever nerves or whatever, like I could feel them move but my arm didn’t move. I was like, ah. That was the scariest thing I’ve ever felt in my life.” MV: *looks in shock during this whole story, continues to grimace* “Ah” DR: “Yeah. And I’m not good with that stuff, I get-” MV: “So you have like a scar here *points to upper right arm* now?” DR: “Ah, no, so they couldn’t operate on it. So they needed just to, erm, I mean they like, I don’t know what they did in the end. But they couldn’t operate. I stayed in the cast for a crazy amount of time, and then it just, like, grew over. So I got no scar, but you can just feel- I’ll let you touch it later, off camera.” MV: *sharp inhale before smiling* “Ha hah” DR: “I’ll let you touch my arm.”

[dr3comebackera]

Daniel describing how he broke his arm as a kid, from the Red Bull 2018 On the Sofa video

After Max answers “What’s the stupidest way you ever hurt yourself?” with a story of him drunkenly walking into a door: MV: “You?” DR: “I broke my arm as a kid. Uh, February the 13th, 2003. Basically, how did I- so I broke my humerus,” MV: “Okay” DR: “Like serious bone. And I broke it by throwing a tennis ball.” MV: *in disbelief* “How?! How can you-” DR: “I threw a ball, and my arm snapped.” MV: *grimaces* “Awhh. So how is that possible? DR: “In the end, I- so we found out I had a bone cyst. So something that, I guess some people get, it’s just, I don’t know how, I guess you’re just maybe born with it and over time, I guess it’s some form of like little, disease in a way. Anyway, so it, it’s this thing that eats away your bone over time, and eventually the bone becomes so thin that it-” MV: “It snaps?” DR: “eventually is gonna break. Basically.” DR: “Um, so it could’ve happened like, the doc- the hospital said it could have happened like, getting out of bed, like one morning I could’ve just gotten out of bed and it would’ve just snapped.” MV: *huge grimace and groan* DR: “So I was walking with my friends, erm, it was at lunchtime at school, and people were playing cricket. So the ball came over, so I like just picked it up, threw it, and that’s when it snapped. And I just fell to the floor, and all my friends were laughing at me, like ‘You’re being an idiot. Get up.’ And I was like, obviously crying. And yeah. And the guy that hit the ball, true story, the guy that hit the ball, was, I wanna say, I don’t wanna exaggerate, I wanna say at least 50 meters away, at the very least 50 meters away. And he heard the snap, when it- it was that loud. I’ll never forget it, unfortunately. I wish I could.” DR: “But anyway. So if you like touch my arm now, you can feel like the bone where it grew over, it’s kind of weird. Anyway, broke my arm throwing a tennis ball.” MV: “Impressive,” DR: “Yeah.” MV: “Impressive.” DR: “Yeah.” DR: “One weird thing with that, I’ll just quickly- so I was sitting there at school, like waiting for my mom to pick me up. Cause I didn’t know what I had done, I didn’t know it was broken, I just knew something was up. And I went to move my arm, I was supporting it.” MV: *can tell where this is going, softly* “Oh.” DR: “And I went to move it, and I literally, I could feel things inside, like move, but my arm stayed still.” MV: *mouth drops, loudly* “Oh no, ohhhh” DR: “So like all like the, whatever nerves or whatever, like I could feel them move but my arm didn’t move. I was like, ah. That was the scariest thing I’ve ever felt in my life.” MV: *looks in shock during this whole story, continues to grimace* “Ah” DR: “Yeah. And I’m not good with that stuff, I get-” MV: “So you have like a scar here *points to upper right arm* now?” DR: “Ah, no, so they couldn’t operate on it. So they needed just to, erm, I mean they like, I don’t know what they did in the end. But they couldn’t operate. I stayed in the cast for a crazy amount of time, and then it just, like, grew over. So I got no scar, but you can just feel- I’ll let you touch it later, off camera.” MV: *sharp inhale before smiling* “Ha hah” DR: “I’ll let you touch my arm.”

[puppet-string]

Preview of perform for me

Perform for me is my series and if someone takes it they shouldn't have. This is my idea and if it has been done oh well

Warning: this series will have gore, cussing, NSFW themes, and much more

"Have you ever wanted to be a star?" Said a scruffy voice from behind

"hmmm?" He hummed before walking away. You follow or you don't

Follow him and end up just like him stuck within the TV screen to never grow up but to die a star if you fail.

That what happen to Vincent

Our bright eye doctor who always been angry at the world for not giving him his fame

Making a trade of his life to follow the scruffy old man

[bigdicciardo]

sir, you love cherry ripes but you don't like the cadbury turkish delights??? this is a crime against humanity

[bigdicciardo]

x

[daniel-desenchante]

Since you're the keeper of all Daniel lore I was wondering, what is a rumour about Daniel that has never been confirmed or discussed that you truly and wholeheartedly believe it's true?

Anon how did you know that there absolutely is a part of Daniel lore that is never discussed but that I am incredibly passionate about?

Look I wasn’t around at the time but according to all the articles I’ve read, here’s the story of Daniel and Glenn: in July 2019, Daniel faced a lawsuit from his former agent Glenn Beavis (yes the guy from DTS season 1) over commissions (we talking 12 millions here) on his Renault contract. In October, they reached a settlement and it was all put to bed. As numerous reports state, Daniel reached a settlement, to avoid going to court because “he didn’t want to be distracted if the lawsuit dragged” and “if this went to court it could set a bad precedent for other drivers who could get suies by (greedy bad evil) former agents”.

ESPN article here.

When I got into F1 and into Daniel, I was still working as an agent myself (not in sport) so when I came across this story I was a bit devastated because I believe wholeheartedly, as you say, that Daniel (or whoever advised him) was in the wrong. (Hard to get things right when you’re in between advisers 😬)

I don’t think we’ll ever know the truth but from experience people love to fuck over their agents, and new agents LOVE to claim commission on contracts negotiated by previous agents (which is WRONG) so I do believe that he could have been badly advised by his new people. There is a rule that if an agent gets you on a TV show (for example), it doesn’t matter if you go to a bigger agency when this show makes you famous, the OG agent is still entitled to commissions on the money you make from that show but often people try to find loopholes. So I strongly believe that if Glenn was the one to get him his massive Renault bag, he deserved his 20% and I will die on that hill. Celeb agents are such easy targets because absolutely no one will side with them unless you’ve also been through the horrors of the job like I have 😂

[accio-ricciardo]

Omg I remember when I first found out he had a nut allergy and i searched everywhere for proof and couldn’t find anything at all. So I thank you so much for your service and dedication to this.

you are welcome 😌✨

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