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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

#I woke up one morning and suddenly everyone knew who mr beast was #and I'm ngl when I googled him I was expecting to see a pitbull adjacent man #not a little white boy

richarliserve

saying "i want spain/france/england/argentina to lose because they beat my team 7263837 months/years ago and mama loves to hold a grudge" is a good enough reason to not want a team to win. you don't even need that much of a reason. "rancid vibes" is good enough. "[player name] is my personal enemy" is good enough. go back to the core of being a football fan - hating for the love of the game.

#the best thing about being a scottish football fan is the prolonged hate fuelled joy we get to experience #first we get to the world cup. very exciting 10/10.#THEN when we inevitably get booted out #we get to support EVERY TEAM who play against england #why have one team when you can have 10

onadarklingplain

new albon cats making their instagram debut

#no way #SURELY not #they cannot have FIVE more cats 😭#albon pets

leafcrunch

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

#glasgow in the 80s

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

#sending this to the PMs in my team #the project cannot hurt you #you are capable of delivering the project #please update asana #💪💪💪🫵🫵🫵👊👊👊

tikkety-tok

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

teaboot

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

fruitpilled

is it working

teaboot

Yes

#I think about this video all the time #it haunts me (positive)

sevynchaos

Carlos, George, Oscar, Mark Webber, and Jack Doohan at the airport [x]

#genuinely thought oscar walked right up to carlos and kissed him on the cheek for a second there #carcar #I have decided

slutforpringles

Daniel playing in the ADV Padel cup last week in London | via

#my sporty boyyyyyy #daniel ricciardo

pudulogy

they did this for me thank you God

#I see our james has been on the corporate training course about refering to people as “guys”#and has chosen to go with the gender neutral “individual”#I on the other hand have landed on “besties”#james vowles #franco colapinto

free-my-mindd

#my friend's toddler

iphigeniacomplex

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

#fernando core