send “beep” for a random text from my muse.
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: DANIIELA PEROVA
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: YOUR MOTHER IS SNO HORT
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: DID YOU KNOW SHE’S OIN LOVE WIH ME??????
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: SHE WANTS TO TKAAE THIS mikaelSON FORR A mikaelSPIN
23. a text asking for advice
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: if we were dating and also happened to live together
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: (odd start, i know, but try and keep up if you can)
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: how would you feel about my bringing home a possibly rabid but (very adorable) creature that i may or may not have found in a dumpster while disposing of some surfeit limbs?
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: surely you wouldn’t mind?
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: he’s very friendly so long as you don’t mind being slightly maimed!
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: YOU WEIRE RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: POIXY STICIKS ARE PEHENOMENALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: let’s go FIGHT some ALLIGATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
✉ kol ↪ my ex-future stepdaughter: !