#danisnotonfore

[infectiouspiss]

trying to watch the hard launch podcast with my boyfriend and the coasters flash fast enough to give him (and anyone photosensitive) a seizure.

the post it notes aren't enough and he now can't watch the podcast which dan and phil specifically call "a safe space"

@danielhowell @amazingphil please get rid of the coasters, for the safety of your fans <3

[dnphan]

i know that blurred "draft" was just some dirty smutty text dan sent phil

[arttheclown-coveredinblood]

DAY 106:: NOTHING but we did get a livestream so it’s alright

[phannerd35]

[honeycomb-mainframes-and-dsis]

I stg phandom I was just chillin in the Dan and Phil tag and someone uploaded the vday vid again. Come on people! Dan and Phil have said time and time again they don't want this spread. Regardless if you think it's just a prank vid or if it's genuine and real it's not okay to post this. Sure it's a cute and sweet video but please think about Dan and Phil’s feelings.

[dump-site-01]

Phil: Hey Dan, what's the meaning of-

Dan: Life? Existence? Humanity? Why do we live in this cycle of waking up and falling back to sleep? Why do we continue to allow our bodies to function when really all they want to do is breakdown? Phil, the answer is purpose. It's more than a concept Phil, you can look for something or someone to help motivate your entire being and you'll find everything worth it. You can always take comfort in me, I'll do anything to be by your side and help you through this confusion we call living.

Phil: ...

Phil: I just wanted to know what a sugar orgasm was

[arttheclown-coveredinblood]

I’m a fan of dan talking about annoying things phil does like giiivveee mmmeee mmmoorrreee

[danwantseditingtips]

I finally played Truth Bombs with my family and my Mum said my 'real' parents are @danielhowell and @amazingphil Omg I don't know how to feel and I was not expecting that from her! Hahaha Genuinely so fun!