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when you're travelling and too lazy to put your clothes out of the suitcase into the hotel wardrobe

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It's 2097. You've grown old together with your beloved spouse, when they die in their sleep, after a long and fulfilled life. Of course you're devastated but you've made peace with death. After a few days the condolence mail arrives. With tears in your eyes you go through the messages from your caring friends and family : "Big Oof", "Yikes but It Be like That Sometimes", "F"

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embrace your inner goblin

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me: ooh someone reblogged my humble post haha

*checks username*

persons username: @random-trashy-stupid-i-throw-up-outta-cringe-shitposts

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me, @ my followers: i'd do anything, literally anything for more notes

my followers: even make some good fucking content?

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