colt who is very much meal preps for the week (bc look at that physique!!) and LOVES wearing a "kiss the cook" apron when he does
he says u HAVE to kiss the cook. it's a rule!!!! also will go out of his way to learn ur fav dishes and he's fantastic at them.
ryland, however, is not. his cooking is abysmal 😭
danny i love you thank you for sending this in <33
colt is such a meal prepper!! and yeah im staring at his body A LOT he's got a great physique. ohhh the kiss the cook apron... colt would be absolutely INSUFFERABLE with that shit on and sometimes no cooking will be done if he has it on and he corners you in the kitchen saying:
"its the cardinal rule, you HAVE to kiss the cook if they're wearing the apron" "colt you haven't even started cooking." "just give the cook one kiss and then ill start"
omgg yess colt is such a great cook and loves to do it when he's not busy bc its therapeutic for him and loves just making food for you!! ughh the thought of colt going out of his way to surprise you with your fav meal is soo.... i need him bad
LMAOO yeah its canon that ryland cannot cook and you've tried teaching him but unfortunately cooking anything with more than like 5-6 ingredients is a recipe for disaster if you're not supervising him
