Danny Duberstein (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
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Danny Duberstein (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
tonight i just want to watch curb your enthusiasm all night
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Leon as Danny Duberstein
Danny Duberstein: Well, everything I ate… tasted like peaches… and I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn’t multiply! If I’m fuckin' six women three times a day seven days a week, how many times per week am I fuckin'? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16?! I was trippin' out! Danny Duberstein's good at two things. That’s math. And that’s fucking.
Michael Richards: So Duberstein, that's a Jewish name right? Leon: Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews. Michael Richards: And you were Bar Mitzvahed? Leon: Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City. Michael Richards: But I thought you only got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you're 13 years old. Leon: No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it's once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity! Michael Richards: So, tell me about the groats? Leon: Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm fucking 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week, how many times per week am I fucking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out. Michael Richards: whew, that's some weird stuff. Leon: You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and fucking.
More Leon love. Can't wait for season 8 much longer ...
"“I Danny Duberstein’d the fuck outta that man in that room!”
Danny Duberstein = the new euphemism for “whiting it up”
--Leon, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"