#kramer

[vintage-tigre]

[blue-green-memes]

[fakeseinfeldplots]

the nightmare

George unwittingly tips his eye doctor and is outraged when he starts expecting one after each visit.

Kramer starts charging his sleep paralysis demon rent.

[zukothelasthonorbender]

[the-apple-core]

Me when I'm interested in some profitable liquid

Seinfeld s7e24 "The Invitations"

@ominous-signs

[mypeopleskillzarerusty]

I would apologize but I'm not sorry

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[paraffinskin]

modern seinfeld ep pitch

elaine gets really into heated rivalry and becomes obsessed with the idea of a secret gay relationship between athletes. she suspects two men in her aerobics class are secretly boyfriends. she brings jerry to a class to get his opinion. he says no they aren’t dating and she becomes hellbent on proving him wrong. she follows them around secretly to catch them in the act. concludes with the men being straight but her seeing her gym crush kissing a man.

george sees a post about women “liking their men a little gay” (not that there’s anything wrong with that) so he starts to hang out in bushwick. he stumbles into a friend group of bisexual guys and thinks they’re all really friendly. they invite him to a party and offer him poppers. he drinks the poppers. he has to go to the er.

kramer is zohran mamdani’s assistant.