#dannyalert

[plegiancrow]

ME N DAN ARE DOING MATCHING XMAS ICONS ARENT WE CUTE

[plegiancrow]

a wild danny appeared on my skype, discussing a tiny karkat backmarching w a sousaphone and falling over!!! sams good vibes have increased!!

[plegiancrow]

[9:18:37 PM] Danny: i have an embarrassing thing to say

[9:18:58 PM] Sam: what is the thing

[9:19:08 PM] Danny: *ahem*

[9:19:09 PM] Danny: shuffles papers

[9:19:14 PM] Danny: i have officially gone the full weeb

[9:19:27 PM] Sam: what

[9:19:35 PM] Danny: last night i had a dream that involved

[9:19:39 PM] Danny: one Mikasa Ackerman

[9:19:50 PM] Danny: i

[9:19:59 PM] Danny: i don't know how to feel about this

[9:20:00 PM] Sam: oh my god

im so proud

[9:20:03 PM] chey: please don't tell me you had a wet dream

[9:20:05 PM] Danny: N

[9:20:06 PM] Danny: O

[9:20:06 PM] chey: actually

[9:20:09 PM] Danny: NO

[9:20:10 PM] chey: please tell me you did

[9:20:12 PM] chey: i would laugh so hard

[9:20:13 PM] Sam: im gunna draw you a picture in honor of this event

[9:20:14 PM] Danny: NO!!

[9:20:14 PM] Danny: STFU CHEY

[9:20:16 PM] Sam: omfg

[9:20:16 PM] Danny: OH GOD

[9:20:19 PM] Danny: I'VE MADE A MISTAKE

[9:20:21 PM] Danny: no it was like

[9:20:22 PM] Sam: ngl id laugh p hard too

[plegiancrow]

Sam: i mentioned this assignment to my dad and he literally was like

Sam: "well who fucking thinks glass is a solid that doesnt flow"

"what morons"

Sam: like real talk he exactly said that

Danny: omfg

Sam: AND HE WAS SERIOUS THATS THE WORST PART

Sam: SOB

Danny: that's really funny tho omfg

Sam: i jsut stared at him and laid down

Danny: s/o to sam's dad