Aug 29, 2021
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Danny! That is not what I am going for here!
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@dannyboyatjoie replied to your photo: Damn, those kids have a hot teacher!
Danny! That is not what I am going for here!
Time for another Round-Up!
We know that you all have been eagerly awaiting this post, just on the edge of your seats to know what we know... So, let’s get started, shall we? We last left off with all the goings-on from the frat party...
Ginger Spice seemed to have fallen off the face of the earth for a few days as he wasn't seen on campus with Prying Prima Donna... Trouble in paradise already? Weren't they just being overly domestic?
Harlot Heartbreaker was apparently featuring Bastard Baby once again as she showed up to her class with her law books and a stroller... Sounds like the beginnings of a terrible t.v. show...
Speaking of Heartbreaker... we seem to be under the suspicion that H.H. and her daring Smug Suit are broken up? Smug Suit was seen wandering off campus pretty late... and H.H was seen with Yeehaw Yokel and Pandered Prince with her Bastard Baby Sunday afternoon looking like absolute trash... and that’s an insult to trash...
We weren't able to report anything on Candy-Coated Catastrophe or Robot Reject last time because they are so generally boring and lame... but apparently our very own Catastrophe gave birth to a bearded dragon? Totally knew that something was off about those two but my bets were on them being aliens... not lizards...?
Our Lovely Lyricist may not be so lovely much longer if she continues to stuff her face with cookies as if they are real meals... or maybe if she just came clean about whatever she's hiding, she could slow down on the cookie intake... Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that there have been reports of L.L. and what seemed to be a male having rather sexual conversations through the walls of the Pillsbury dorms... and that Deluded Dancer mysteriously disappeared around the dorms for days... Not only that... but just recently our sources saw the pair hugging each other very tightly before retreating back into her room... Seems like our high school sweethearts are hiding quite a bit...
Now on to the scoops that E picked up! Go for it, hot stuff.
Spotted: Yeehaw Yokel and Pandered Prince entering the Pillsbury wellness center and our source says the blonde bombshell was looking hella uncomfortable. Is AXI suffering from a case of the clap? If you've been spending time over at the AXI house, you should probably get yourself a little wellness check just in case...
Many of you reported seeing Nervous Nelly trying way too hard to impress one of the Smythe twins. It didn't take us much research to find out it was Other Smythe. Get it together Thunderclaps, French Fatale wouldn't be seen dead in that cardigan and hat combo. Such a shame he got swiped off the market so quick though, I sure as hell wanted to sink my teeth into that, maybe they'll be up for a plus one, what do you think V?
I think you could do much, much better than those two, E... Besides, there’s no way they’ve fucked already... Nervous Nelly got their name for a reason, remember? - V
Speaking of getting boys into bed you know who I haven't seen slutting it up in a while? JU's own Scarlet Soviet. He's been mysteriously absent from the back ally of The Flame... did he catch the Clap from AXI or are our loyal fans right and the social media conversation between one Robot Reject and the Scarlet Soviet himself really did suggest he's managed to tie down Delinquent Dawkins. I'm certain this is going to last all of five minutes when one's a hoe and the other is going to end up back in jail before the end of the semester. P.S. We are now taking bets on how long before DD is locked up again, send us a message if you want in on the game!
And that’s our round-up! Let us know if we’ve forgotten anything, babes... and remember... we’re around if you ever feel like confessing- anonymously or not!
dannyboyatjoie replied to your post: 89: Do you cook?
It is possible. Sort of.
Have you done it?
Group Text :: Ponny/Rosie
Rosie to all: So I persuaded Ariel to let me throw a dinner party at the end of break and we are inviting our siblings and their SO’s which is perfect because I get to invite my brother and best friend!!!
@dannyboyatjoie @poseyxharper
[Posey was in the room with all the binders, looking through a few of her own that she was trying to potentially downsize. If she wasn’t going to have a job before the school year started, she would probably just end up doing extensive research on multiple topics and she didn’t want to run out of space in the room. Her phone started ringing and she reached over to answer it, thinking very little of it.
A couple moments passed before she yelled out.]
DANNY. ...DANNY! DANNY. [She ran out of the room to find him.]
@dannyboyatjoie
SMS 📲 PONY
Posey: Hey there, handsome! How's your Thursday been? Mine has been interesting... and exciting! I had an observation and I got pretty high marks on it and I am both surprised and unsurprised at the same time, which makes absolutely no sense. It's times like these when I question whether I am a Ravenclaw, though I suppose that inquiry in itself leads to the fact that I very much am one? But what I am confused about is my patronus, which I found out is a Siberian cat... ironically, i am allergic so this feels weird, but the wizarding world doesn't lie! Well, I mean, I don't think they do anymore. Fudge obviously was lying when he didn't admit that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named had returned... but modern day wizarding world wouldn't lie! Would they? ...I hope they don't, but how could we know?!
Posey: ...that was a much longer text than I intended and I did not read through it before sending it so ... it quite possibly makes no sense and I apologize for that!
Pony FTF
[Posey sat with her laptop on her bed, scrolling through prices of plane tickets before looking over at Danny]
When should we leave? For Denver, that is. I mean, we can leave this room whenever we want... I don’t know why we would, but we could.
@dannyboyatjoie
Danny’s Dorm || Pony
Danny, please open your door...
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