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OUI contrary to popular belief were adorable and dont worship the devil

We're just cool people who like to cry about two idiot narcissists in love.

it's not like he wants to be with her all the time but he feels too broken. it's not like he's completely dissappointed that when they were 'dating' in their second year it didn't take off and actually work, in the cheesey romcoms. it's not like that was his chance at happiness and it's not like he cares that it failed. it was meant to, because life isn't a cheesey romcom, and he never expected it to be. also, good things in that sense aren't meant to happen to him, he's not the sentimental type

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wait this one makes me really sad :( :( :(

The thing about it is that Jeff sabotages everything good in his life: he totally could have been a legit lawyer the first time around, he could have easily gotten a real degree and passed the bar and all that. And he could have had a real, legitimate relationship with Britta. He could have kept sleeping with her even when having the group’s blessing. But he’s so dumb because he doesn’t believe he deserves to have good things so he keeps ruining everything and he gets sloppy with Britta and lets them get caught (sex in ABED’S BED COME ON ABED KNOWS EVERYTHING) because it’s easier than dealing with FEELINGS.

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IT'S NOT LIKE HE ACTUALLY SAID "THANK YOU." OH WAIT, HE DID. HE SAID, "BRITTA, THANK YOU. YOU WERE RIGHT." BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S SO GRATEFUL FOR HER BEING THERE, IT'S NOT LIKE HE WANTS HER TO BE THERE ALWAYS. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S SUPER PROUD OF HOW SHE ACTED AROUND HIS DAD, IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS BEAMING WITH PRIDE AT HOW WELL SHE HANDLED IT AND HOW HE'S SO FLATTERED SHE CHOSE HIM OVER TROY, WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE ALWAYS.

IT’S NOT LIKE HE SAID “YOU PROBABLY HAVE A STRONG URGE TO SLEEP WITH ME” BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HER AND IT’S NOT LIKE HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE MADE A MOVE IF HIS BROTHER HADN’T COCKBLOCKED.

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AND HE DOESN'T CARE THAT SHE DOESN'T CARE. HE DOESN'T CARE THAT NO ONE ELSE IS BOTHERED BY THE AGE DIFFERENCE. WHEN HE OVERHEARS HER SAY THAT SHE'S TIRED OF WINGER DRAMA OVER HALLOWE'EN THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM GOING HOME AND GETTING THE WINGER DRAMA OVER AND DONE WITH. AND HE DOESN'T FEEL ABANDONED, HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE SHE'S FORGETTING THAT TALKING TO HIS DAD WON'T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER AND THAT HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM, WITHOUT BRINGING IT UP, HIS BEST FRIEND.

AND IT’S NOT LIKE HE WAS GOING TO /ASK/ HER TO COME TO THANKSGIVING WITH HIM ANYWAY BUT HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW. HE DIDN’T CALL HER RIGHT AWAY AFTER HE FREAKED OUT OVER BEING AT HIS DAD’S DOOR. HE WASN’T SECRETLY RELIEVED THAT SHE HAD ALREADY TAKEN THE INITIATIVE TO GO THERE HERSELF TO HELP HIM. HE WASN’T THINKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE WAS WITH HIM ON A HOLIDAY INSTEAD OF WITH HER BOYFRIEND (FOR HIS FIRST-EVER THANKSGIVING, MIND YOU).

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AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE. NO. NOT AT ALL. IT'S GREAT THAT BRITTA'S GOTTEN HER LIFE TOGETHER AND CAN STAND A RELATIONSHIP WITH A CLOSE FRIEND WITHOUT HESITATING OVER HOW BROKEN SHE IS. LIKE, SURE, HE THOUGHT THEY WERE IN THIS TOGETHER, BUT IT'S GREAT THAT SHE'S SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MOVE ON AND LEFT HIM BEHIND (hence another reason he sought out to fix his daddy issues). NO, HE'S NOT HURT AT ALL. HE DOESN'T CARE. HE'S JEFF WINGER AND IT'S ALL FINE.

HE DOESN’T GO HOME AND DRINK SCOTCH AND WRITE SAPPY TEXT MESSAGES TO BRITTA THAT HE NEVER SENDS. HE DOESN’T PLAN A COUPLE’S COSTUME WITH ANNIE TO MAKE BRITTA JEALOUS. HE DOESN’T TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN THE FACT THAT TROY AND BRITTA DON’T HAVE SEX RIGHT AWAY. IN FACT, HE DOESN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. NOPE, NOT AT ALL.

#asks #dannypuddings

HE THOUGHT HE KNEW HER BETTER THAN THAT AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE HE WAS NEVER AFRAID OF LOSING HER IN ANY WAY BECAUSE THAT'S JUST NOT HER. AND... TROY, IF ALL PEOPLE? WHY TROY AND NOT HIM?

EXACTLY. BECAUSE BRITTA NEVER WANTED TO BE JEFF’S GIRLFRIEND BUT SHE SEEMS TO HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING TROY’S GIRLFRIEND. AND JEFF JUST DOESN’T GET IT. HE JUST KIND OF FIGURED SHE’D WAIT AROUND FOR HIM AND THEN THEY’D JUST SORT OF END UP TOGETHER BY DEFAULT BUT NOW THERE’S AN ACTUAL HUMAN OBSTACLE IN HIS WAY.

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JEFF NEVER THOUGHT TROYBRITTA WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE BRITTA'S NOT THE TYPE TO COMMIT BUT THEN IT DID HAPPEN AND HE'S SO LOST

RIGHT?! LIKE THERE’S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAZING LONGINGLY ACROSS A ROOM AND HOLDING HANDS IN SCHOOL IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND IT’S JUST LIKE… BRITTA WAS NEVER THAT GIRL AND SUDDENLY SHE IS AND JEFF IS SO STUPID HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE KNEW HER BETTER THAN THAT.

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"Jess. Jess. I like you so much. All the weird stuff you do. I like that, too. I like when you sing. Sometimes you sing right in my face, but I still like it. I think you look like a flower." (I just wanted to wriTE THISKLGHSD)

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