#dannysprites

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dannysprites, resident bad friend, misses the annual appearence of Fear Dog,

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happ ybirhthday

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danny standing with me sitting on danny's shoulders and katie sitting on my shoulders:10ft 2in

danny standing with platform shoes on with me sitting on danny's shoulders and katie sitting on my shoulders, with her arms above her head, holding a chihuahua wearing a small witch hat:13 ft

danny standing on top of a minivan with platform shoes on with me sitting on danny's shoulders and katie sitting on my shoulders, with her arms above her head, holding an italian greyhound wearing a small witch hat: 19ft 9in

danny standing on top of a minivan with platform shoes on with me sitting on danny's shoulders and katie sitting on my shoulders, with her arms above her head, holding an italian greyhound wearing a small witch hat, but we're all also at the top of mount everest: 29048ft 9in

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i calculated that by measuring myself sitting down from my butt to the top of my head (34in) and then measure my head and substracted about 10 ins for danny's head (24in). 73in + 24in = 97in, or 8ft 1in

the other way around, I'm 62 1/2in tall. danny is 73in. my body and head height is just over the length of my legs, but danny's tall so assumably she has longer legs. I'm gonna estimate that her legs are a little more than half her body and say that her body+head height is 35in (took 72 in half, added the leftover inch, and added an extra cause y not tbh) Taking away 10in for my head, that's 25in onto my 62 1/2in 25 + 62 1/2 = 82 1/2in.

If danny sat on my shoulders we'd be about 6ft,10 and 1/2in

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if i sat on danny's shoulders we'd be like 8' tall

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tiny elf mage

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no but really 4 9 16 28( I think I know this one) and 33 because what the fuck kind of question is that

4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?

neon yellow. i don’t like normal yellow anyways and it 9and also orange) don’t look good on my because i have olve/yellow undertones ironically but neon yellow is something i wouldn’t wear unless forced to

9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?

i’ve had to bleach it pretttttty light before but that was for the sole purpose of putting a color over iti’d never just go blond and keep it no

16. What was the last movie you watched?

it was either the polar express or the room i don’t remember

28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?

annnniiiiieeee i’m really excited for it tbh

33. When was the last time you went apple picking?

is that slang for something or do people like actually do that recreationally

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35

35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?

don’t get smart w/ m e young lady

also no even if it was soon i hate summer