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[phandombirthdays]

It’s 13 July which means it’s @cryptid-milk-queer and @dansduvet‘s birthday! Make sure to go and wish them a happy birthday!!

[dahliati]

hello friends

i am no longer dansduvet. i have #rebranded and am now dahliati. just a lil heads up my dudes :p

[mandyjpg]

dansduvet:

this is my pretty kitty steven

tell him hes v pretty for me

[hcmeshakes]

★ boop (oh god i wrote boob

boobs r gr9 that's my fact

[169yr]

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[spicemommy]

Phils-butt

  Warnings; Swearing ??? Butts?

Genre: fluffffff

Prompt: ‘phil borrows dans laptop and opens tumblr to find dans secret tumblr (like how he tweeted he was one of us) and his blog is dedicated to phils butt’ – Dansduvet

Word Count: 886 wow

A/N: Still accepting and writing prompts! Thank you if you send one! uwu

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     “Ugh” Phil moaned as he got very rudely interrupted from reading a particularly interesting Phanfiction, which involved Dan stealing Phil’s glasses and hiding them in his underwear draw, as his laptop had died. He looked for his charger but soon remembered that he had left it at his friend, Louise’ house from the other day. Fucking great.

He got up to ask Dan if he could borrow his charger, but remembered  that he went to sleep early, for once, as he had to actually get a good night sleep for tomorrow’s Radio Show, whereas Phil always goes to sleep hours earlier than Dan, so he treated himself a late night this night, even though it was only 11 already.

He sighed but caught a glimpse of Dan’s 'clean' Mac Book, sitting on the floor, across the living room. It wouldn’t hurt, they use each other’s laptops all the time…

“Screw it” Phil thought, putting his uncharged computer aside and stood up, starting to make his way to the targeted piece of technology.

Phil picked up the laptop and brought it back to his previous seat, started it up and put the required password in, as they both knew each other’s.

He immediately typed tumblr into the google search bar and waited as it loaded. When it finally finished loading, he realised that Dan forgot to log out, Normal, Phil thought. But then he saw that this was not Dan’s normal Danisnotonfire account, no, the URL was very different to that, in fact, the URL was actually Phils-butt. Phil clicked on the URL and found the page, it was just full of close ups of his bum. Some of which, he is sure were taken while he was making food, and other things that fans couldn't have seen him doing. He just sat and wondered, Why? Why has my best friend, who I also have a huge crush on, have a whole secret blog dedicated to my bottom?

The Phanfiction he set out to find again was long forgotten, as Phil kept on mindlessly scrolling through pictures on pictures of his very own butt. There was just one text post, it read

‘You’re very welcome for this account, and also, I have an ask box, but answer privately..’

Phil’s mind was beyond buzzing, he decided to log out and log onto his amazingphil blog, as he planned to do in the first place, except, he didn’t go searching for that Phan fic again, instead he searched up his best friend’s secret account and sent it an ask,

‘hello there, blog dedicated to my bum! ^_^ haha, may I ask where you got all these pictures from?? I’m sure that there isn’t as much pictures of my bum as you have!? Please tell me I’m not being stalked haha! X’

Off anonymous, send.

Phil sighed and logged off, suddenly deciding that, that was enough for one night. He took a quick look at the clock and found out it was only  30 minutes later, but still headed off to bed.

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The next morning, Phil was still spectating on whether or not to speak to Dan about this. He was stood making pancakes, he usually waited for Dan so they could make them together, but Phil had decided he was going to try and catch Dan out on this.

“Phil?” He heard a muffled voice say from behind him.

“Good morning.” Phil answered, taking a quick look at Dan, who was still in his boxers, even though he had a very small dressing gown on, he could still see them.

“Why didn’t you wait for me?” Dan asked, sounding a little sad. Phil immediately turned around to face him.

“I forgot, I’m sorry, Dan.” He said, rushing over and giving him a hug, he hated seeing people sad, it was natural instinct.

Dan hugged back and finally said, “It’s fine, Phil, c’mon.”

-

It was around 4 and Phil was returning from the bathroom, when he saw Dan on his laptop. On tumblr. He took his chance and sneaked behind Dan, unseen, just as Dan was checking his ask, on his secret account.

Phil watched Dan squeal as he saw the message Phil had sent the blog last night. Dan had answered it, publicly, before searching for his phone, seeing Phil leaning over his shoulder in the process.

Dan had almost shit himself, half from the fright of Phil “suddenly appearing there”, and half from the anxiousness and suspense of not knowing whether or not Phil saw the blog.

“Dan.” Phil began, while Dan looked like he was about to cry. Phil said nothing more, only grabbed his friend’s cheeks and closed his eyes, while pulling Dan forward and kissing him. Just gently, nothing rough, lips moving in sync as Dan was kissing back. Both hearts were beating too fast and too loud, but they didn’t care because this was their moment and they were spending it like it was the last one they would ever have together.

They pulled apart, and Dan just stared worriedly into Phil’s eyes, looking for any sign of regret, except there was none. Not a trace of sadness, regret or grossness. Dan rested his forehead on Phil’s and Phil breathlessly spoke,

“It’s cute you have a blog dedicated to my ass.”