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the windsors as eeveelutions?

araminta: espeon

dante: umbreon  

devon: jolteon

ezra: faporeon

lysander: glaceon

scarlett: leafeon

storm: sylveon

valerie: flareon

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i think lysander killed dante

princess elsa is a cold bitch, but i don’t know if he’s cold enough to straight up murder a guy. not all by himself, at least. 

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so... which one of dante’s family members offed him?

marco has the motive, but let’s be honest, he’s too much of a whiny piss baby to be a killer. 

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what drama are you looking forwards to see unfold in the new school year?

i wanna find out which one of you bitches straight up offed the demon king! send me your theories, i’m bored af.

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favorite alvares? dani, dante, or camen?

i pass.

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who is your favorite windsor? outcast?

there’s no such thing as a favorite windsor, unless it’s a dead windsor, so going by that logic, it would be that shithead dante. as for outcasts, you’re all just pathetic bitches, but i suppose i’ll have to go with seth on this one, because i can’t deny that he looks like That.