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my favorite thing about her.
She’s dead.
my least favorite thing about her.
She is no longer dead.
do I find them attractive?
My hormones can be discriminating when they want to be.
are we friends?
That ship tried to sail and pretty much sunk to the point of no return directly after she threatened m— ...Lydia, and stabbed my father in the chest with a knife. Oh, and abducted him.
it’s kinda hard to get past that.
would I date them?
Unlike a certain werewolf i know with a frankly disturbing penchant for mass-murderers, no.
would I marry them?
See the aforementioned n-o.
would I have children with them?
Only if she did some weird magic-thingy with my sperm— which is nonconsensual, by the way. And illegal.
would I die for them?
in a way I guess I kinda did. Never gonna repeat the experience, though— especially if she’s the only one in danger.
Rot, burn, decompose into fertilizer for all I care.