#daranos

[oocfantasyficpod]

For a dark secret council meeting, I wish we didn't have to meet in a fucking garage.

Dark councils, dark garages, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

The Dark Secret Council had a Santa Clause-esque policy for their members. Clause with an E like the Tim Allen movie.

Foreshadowing Tool Time?, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

It was gross, twice as gross as the time his weird aunt wet kissed him on the lips, but not half as weird as the time his uncle wet kissed him on the butt.

Gross, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

Don't be a total piece of shit like Schmeal because not even his mom cared that he didn't come home that night, which is crazy because most moms still love their pieces of shit sons, so you have to be a really big piece of shit to get that treatment from your mom, right?

The realest moral, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

Hopefully someone would run her over before the next meeting of the Dark Secret Council.

Bodily Harm > Bureaucracy, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

Schmeal was fucking pissed!

Again!, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

It was just a regular, plain old dildo, but it was the first dildo, so it was special, I think.

Probably, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3

[oocfantasyficpod]

It was so fucking awesome that he almost jerked off right there, because, seriously, he had an impulse control problem and was probably a compulsive masturbator.

Aren’t we all?, ContinueCast #33 - General Banter #3