#darcycore

[touch-starved-apprentice]

My girlfriend and I are on the phone and they just evil laughed at nothing and then went completely back to normal. I need to study them.

[undead-magical-girl]

I am currently wide the fuck awake at 5:30 in the morning unable to sleep and I’m on call with my gf who is asleep and it’s like our equivalent of me laying in bed reading while they sleep and it’s making me think about how one day we’re gonna. do that. we are 550 miles away and one day we won’t be and we’ll be in the same queen size bed in the same cozy little house. and I am gay. anyways I miss my wife tails I hope I can sleep soon so I can talk to them again :3

[the-evil-skull]

I just realized that one of my favorite character tropes is the Jessica Rabbit, the beautiful sex symbol who is nonetheless completely asexual. And I've done it three times.

[touch-starved-apprentice]

tonight for the first time in like a year and a half i had a fandom dream and I was going back to school at the college by where me and my gf are planning on moving (I dropped out of college within my first year at a different school) and I was taking like a few classes at a time and really wanted to get back into doing chorus stuff and theatre productions. so I went and auditioned for some shit and Mac Date Everything just wheeled the fuck into the room in the middle of me chatting with the director, grabbed smth from a closet, waved, and wheeled the fuck back out and when I looked down at the table next to me I saw my sketchbook was open to a page FULL of doodles of them and they’d left a sticky note that said “nice drawings <3” or smth. also I think I was supposed to have known them from somewhere bc I recall smth about a work event for my mom???

anyways I shall also take the opportunity to tell y’all about the last fandom dream I had, wherein Leona Kingscholar and I were standing in the NRC auditorium about thiiis close to fighting each other before Cater Fucking Diamond comes over, picks me up bridal style like “nope, not doing that”, and carries me off to go hang out with the pop music club while I sulk about not being allowed to fight an overgrown house cat.

the duality of my relationship to these characters.

[touch-starved-apprentice]

today (technically yesterday) was my first anniversary with my girlfriend and I couldn’t be happier. I met my dork on tumblr dot com because of war general pink haired grandpa twink and it changed my life. thank you hellsite and twst fandom for giving me my future wife and thank you @pinkcadavart for being so kind to me, so caring, so bright and beautiful. thank you for loving me.

[undead-magical-girl]

Hi honey! You're gay 💕

YOU'RE gay!!!!!

[the-evil-skull]

This is so Darcy

[undead-magical-girl]

love being a gf who sends my partner the most incomprehensible shit and also those little “us if we were [x]” posts and also HAVING a gf who sends me the weirdest shit and those little “us if we were [x]” posts. it’s so good