#dark is thinking

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Ewoks battle like they were trained by Kevin McCallister.

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I know nothing about sports but I know there should be more of this in them:

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I love him.

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The funny thing about these bots is that it’s entirely due to them using real human names that’s the tip off when I see that someone has followed me to know I’ve gotta go into my account to report and block. If they were like “ball-licker is following you” I’d be like “yes, ball-licker, that’s probably a very normal, regular Tumblr user”. 

also, ironically, ball licker would be a way better porn bot name than “whitneycourtney76groomsbury” or whatever the fuck they are going by lately

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Love how tumblr fucked up advertising so badly with that clown that instead of getting ppl into the show Netflix paid to advertise for, tumblr just led to a spontaneous campaign within their own platform of their previously open to ads user base learning how to get and use adblockers.

Outstanding attempt at capitalism, tumblr...no notes

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Well.

Just watched the Teen Wolf movie.

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We did it!!!

Millennials/gen z kill the "using data to judge millennials/gen z" industry!!

The final boss has been vanquished! Today is a great day! One for the ages! Let us feast on avocado toast, drink the tears of our quiet quitted upon bosses, and party in the hollowed out ruins of a department store!

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