Caution. This is probably not something you'll enjoy if you're very into Christianity
Wednesday had been annoying anyone in sight with her new obsession, calling herself the 'dark jesus'
Enid: *sitting down next to her girlfriend with a big sigh* Willa.. you can't just go around and call yourself the dark Jesus. It's disrespectful in so many ways-
Wednesday: *crosses her arms and sits up straighter* I can. I did. And will continue to until proven otherwise.
Yoko: Sorry to break it to you, but that's not how things work—
Bianca: What even makes you think you qualify?
Wednesday: I rose from the ashes of my own indifference. I—
Enid: Well, she collects disciples, she speaks in cryptic metaphors.. OH! and she's absolutely excellent at making people uncomfortable at dinner! One time my mom was—
Bianca: Okay but can she walk on water?
Wednesday: Meet me at the Lake. *walks away like nothing happened*
Enid: *running after her* Wednesday! Wait! You don't know how to swim!
- at the lake -
Everyone: *watching with interest*
Wednesday: *takes a step onto the water*
Enid: Oh my god We— what the fuck
Bianca: Absolutely not.
Yoko: Yo.. are you levitating?
Wednesday: I do not levitate. I glide ominously.
Enid: I'm dating a cryptid... a hot cryptid *begins to smirk*
