#funny incorrect quotes

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: I bet Roy cries during sex.

Jason: Wrong. He cries before sex, he cries after sex, but never during sex. During sex he has a fucking job to do.

Jason: I mean, that's what I hear.

[icaffs]

( Tim after he got his wisdom teeth removed)

Bruce: hey what's Tim doing

Jason: well we wanted to play the state game to see if Tim is still a nerd after Anastasia

Bruce: and the state game is

Jason: you have to name as many states as you can in under ten minutes

Bruce: oh that's not too bad how many are you on tim

Tim: fifty eight

Bruce: honey, there's only fifty states

Tim:🥹

[dreamyswordpath]

Shiro, trying to bond with Lance: Look, I don't want Keith to die. You don't want Keith to die. Let's work together to make sure Keith doesn't die. Lance: Good plan, dude, but have you ever fucking met Keith?

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday has been suffering from temporary blindness. Enid has to cope with it

Enid: *runs across the Quad, until she spots Yoko* YOKO! *jumps over to her to hide behind her, whisper-shouts* I can't keep doing this.. Wednesday's blindness has turned her into some kind of.. predatory Roomba!

Yoko: I don't think that's actually a thing..

Enid: *glares at her* IT IS NOW! *looks around like a paranoid owl* she keeps finding me.. I'm not even talking— I'm not even moving loud!

Yoko: *nods and pets Enid's head* Maybe she's got a bat's echolocation thing going on-

Enid: *holds intense eye contact* SHE DOES. This morning she tilted her head and went 'your heartbeat is approaching. Good.'

Yoko: *gives her a thin-lipped smile and stares into nothingness* Okay yeah, that's some weird horror-movie stuff I don't want to get involved in

Wednesday: *materializes behind Enid* I told you not to flee. It is very inconvenient.

Enid: *jumps* I- I WASN'T FLEEING! I was- strategically panicking!

Yoko: *lowers her glasses* translation for Addams: Running in circles and screaming

Wednesday: *nods* I could hear her pulse ricocheting off the walls.

Enid:

Enid: HOW?!

Wednesday: Love heightens senses.

Enid: *drops*

Yoko: *looks down at her rainbow friend* She's down. She's done. *looks back up at Wednesday* you killed her

Wednesday: *picks up her girlfriend* Good. Easier to carry. *walks off with Enid slumped over her shoulder*

Enid: NO- NOOOO-oooo

[dudesrysly]

Draco to Scorpius and Albus: You two look good together. I'd put you guys in a boat.

Scorpius: you’d put us in a boat?

Draco: Yes, a boat. Isn't that what young people say when they think two people would make a good couple?

Albus: you mean you ship us?

Draco: yes. I “ship” you two.

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Bruce Wayne, after Clark tried to make him socialize with some new JL member : Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

[fizzyboi-98]

Sam: *sits down* He won't do it,

Y/n: getting up* I'll get him to do it,

Cas: how?

Y/n: *sweeps imaginary hair over her shoulder* "my boyish charm" :D

- - Across the bar - -

Dean: *playing darts*

Y/n: baby, could you just pleas-

Dean: alright. *Puts down darts*

- - back across the bar - -

Cas: that level of persuasion should be illegal,

Sam: yeah, *rolls eyes*

July/3/25

[lelewright1234]

KPDH Incorrect Quotes #9 Truth or Dare 🫶💋😊

Romance: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in

Jinu: I'm not playing your silly little games

Rumi:*walks in*

Jinu, immediately standing up while blushing: Fine I'll do it, rules are rules.

(Now I don’t know about y’all but I can definitely see this happening!!!) 😂😘