#dark leif

[yeetmeintothevast]

welcome to the horizon has presented the wonderful scenario of “the doppelgänger of the most wanted criminal in the triad is walking around an earth theme park” and I for one hope that creates so many problems down the line

[gothleif]

projecting my period cramps onto dark leif ❤️

[rotatingferret]

Listened to chapter 15: Kings of the Wild Frontier (the one with the wild west robot town and Even Older Leif in the jail house) and I realized it's not that unusual for Leif to be okay with slavery. Dark Leif is okay with Minsky slaving a lot of people. Even Older Leif actively tried to slave a bunch of (potentially sentient?) robots.

Wait also this goes against his own morals. He said in the first episode of Young Leif that according to him, Star Wars is problematic because of the sentient robots that are forced to do jobs, and therefore are slaves.

Man his alternate selves really are from alternate universes and it shows

[normscary]

i did the math for how much screen time dark leif has had and uh. yeah

[merbis]

Leif: Frustrating. We wilted her too quickly.

Kabbu: Answers aren't as important as drawing air. You did fine.

Vi: One down. Two to go!

Kabbu: The Guardians must be eliminated.

[yeetmeintothevast]

I’m so curious what happened to Dark!Leif’s BertBert and Verge. Verge (to me) is 50/50 dead or gone from this universe but BertBert? (Assuming they ever met) you have a journalist who knows you from before you were the most wanted criminal in the galaxy and you just let her keep going?? No way.

[merbis]

"What would you do if someone was hurting Kabbu?"

Vi: We would "de-escalate," of course!

Leif: Then we would "talk" to them in private.

Kabbu: Threaten. You threaten them.

Vi: (and then we pull a roach on them)

Leif: (horrible liars, aren't we?)

Kabbu: (I'm hopeless when it comes to science, but I can still be useful)