cute! but also: isn't the edge of kabbu's horn sharp as well? may need more drastic measures, such as: putting one of those pool noodle tubes around the whole thing
i think only the top would be the most dangerous part but that makes sense cuz he slashes grass with it
Vi: I've tried sleepy cakes, teas, and even just straight numbnail darts!
Kabbu: Please don't hurt yourself! There are many other ways to fall asleep! For example, when I was little, there was this merchant who- Ah! You wouldn't know, but around the time I was born, the-
Vi: 🥱
Leif: hmm...
Inaudible ASMR
Leif: spy cards is actually rather new, not even a decade old. however, the cards themselves have been around for over a century. so in the north, traditionally-
Vi: 😴
Leif: age is not counted in the way of time. instead, the focus is placed on how strong you are. this is because of its proximity to the giant's lair. not only that, but sunlight in the north is unpredictable, meaning one year's daylight would vary from the next. this obviously messes with development and aging in general. but as we were saying, in the north, your age is equivalent to the strongest lesser bug you felled. for example Kabbu would be a deadlander gamma. of course, felling strong monsters is a difficult task. this is why the heads of lesser bugs were originally mandatory to verify the kill. however, due to a few historical exceptions, there is another way. if you had three witnesses to your kill, that would count as sufficient proof (with a few exceptions). you would then be issued an object as a stand in for the trophy. as the kingdom grew, safety became less of an issue. the feelings on "trophies" started to change, and cutting off the head of any bug came to be seen as brutal. this led to an increase of the witness method. to keep up with the demand, the king at the time invented cards that would stand in for heads. oh, she's already asleep.
ive been playing bug fables and my calendar of specific holidays says today is world honey bee day and those two facts combined were enough to get me to draw smt after like three weeks. thank you bugs i love you bugs
Man if you had no idea what a gun was I think you'd be pretty surprised by the results yeah? Like ur probably expecting a slingshot esque kind of weapon, or maybe for it to shoot like pebbles, like the equivalent of a bb gun. and then u accidentally obliterate a fucking animal that happened to be nearby
Kabbu looks like he could kill you, can actually kill you, and will actually kill you to protect his friends, but plays the fool ninety percent of the time.
Leif looks like he could kill you, acts like he would kill you, and can actually kill you, but is entirely exaggerating his murderous intent.
Vi says she will kill you, can actually kill you, and might actually kill you, but really doesn't want to kill anyone again.