#dark problems

[blueheartedmayor]

“If anyone needs some advice today, take it from me: never associate with Dark. Doesn’t matter what timeline he’s from, or how many of them there are, or even if you’re dating one. All Darks are trouble.”

[blueheartedmayor]

why do you need dark to translate that? is it because he's a pussy?

Damien did his best to hold back a childish laugh.

“No, no! It’s because he has a pet cat! I’ve never had pets so he’d be able to make a better guess than I could.”

[blueheartedmayor]

icangiveyouanything said: “I’m hurt, truly.”

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... Okay. Maybe he should have waited until he was calmer to make a statement on all of this. Whoops.

“It’s... It’s nothing personal. I just seem to have bad luck, that’s all.”

[blueheartedmayor]

avoricious wants to share their opinion on Damien being a twink: "Not wrong."

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“Oh my God. We are not having this debate again.”

[blueheartedmayor]

scientificentropy -"I dunno, I disagree. They're fun to annoy. Especially the giant ones."

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“.... If you are serious about wanting to annoy more of them I can point you in the direction of a few Darks of the smaller variety.”

[blueheartedmayor]

Is that why he constantly fawns over the fact we apparently look alike? Is that it?

[blueheartedmayor]

wrcngchcice - y do u hate me babe

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“... I don’t hate you, Darkling. You’re just being so difficult lately.”

~ ~ ~ ~  avoricious - ^ HAHA

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“You’re as much at fault in this, mister.”

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egotisticle - #NotAllDarks

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“Oh for - can you not start this?”

[blueheartedmayor]

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

“… I don’t know anyone with dogs-”

“Terribly sorry t’ interrupt, good May’r sir, but I am an expert dog translator-ah. Accordin’ to this… This dog is sayin’ that yer a twink~”

“… Who are you, and why are you encouraging all of this?”

@rosetintedgunman