Sitting at work, singing along to One Direction over the loudspeakers, and waiting for the rain. Life is beautiful actually
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Sitting at work, singing along to One Direction over the loudspeakers, and waiting for the rain. Life is beautiful actually
Hey guys! My dog is dying ;D
y’all this wrap I got on break at work is sooooooo gooddddd
I just wanna flip a table covered in glasses and fine china and watch them shatter across the floor. Just once
I am convinced that neurodivergents feel more human emotions than “normal” people
Holy shit it took *checks watch* FOUR days for people to start shipping the crewmates what took so long
QUICK if you had a fursona what would it be ( I impulsively decided to ask a handful of my friends this question lmao )
AH UHHH UHHH (actually I’ve thought about this more than once) EITHER A BEAR OR AN ALLIGATOR I CAN’T DECIDE
An Ode to the Bug I Found in My Shower
Everyone knows that entering a human's territory is the ultimate gamble.
If you can avoid them for long enough, or if they're too weak or tired to care about you, then you can live out the rest of your days comfortably. Humans like to keep their nests at a good temperature; warm in the winter and cool in the summer. They also tend to have weeks, sometimes months worth of food hidden away somewhere.
But humans hate anyone or anything that invades their space. They have tricks, traps, weapons. The second they lock eyes with you, you're marked for extermination. They will destroy you in the most brutal ways possible.
Against my better judgement, I decided to enter a human's nest. It was the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen. Everything was so colorful. I didn't get caught in any traps, and the only weapons I could find were for more dangerous, invasive species. My favorite room had a gorgeous, thick, spiderless web draped over a large white box. I didn't know if it was something I could get stuck in, so I decided to observe from a higher place.
Then, the human came. They weren't wearing one of their skins, as usual. They had one in their hands, though, and they dropped it on the ground before pulling the web back to step into the box.
The second that they saw me, they screamed. It was a terrible sound.
Then, they began to speak in their booming language. I studied it, somewhat, when I was a larva, so I will attempt to translate:
"Oh. Uh, hi. Where'd you come from?"
I was confused. Weren't most humans giant monsters? Killers?
"Uh... hang on. Let me grab something."
The human promptly left. I stayed very, very still. Maybe when they came back, they would think that I was dead.
They came back wearing a skin and holding a simple, improvised weapon, like an unwrapped egg sack. Oh no, I thought. They were going to kill me. They held the edge of the sack out to me.
"Okay. Come on. I don't want you swooping me while I shower."
I didn't dare move.
"Dude, come on. Seriously."
...Okay. I'll bite.
Slowly, I climbed onto the sack. It wasn't sticky at all. Just a nice, flat surface for me to stand on.
"Thank you." Then the human said something I didn't understand.
Even more slowly, they carried me to a different room. They opened one of their nest's seeing-holes and promptly shook the sack, knocking me off and into the outside. Before I could react, the seeing-hole shut.
I flew off. Nobody would believe me.