Wait, I know a way to test Ralsei's squishability! *BEEP* [TRASH COMPACTOR ENGAGED]
Ralsei: w h a t
Susie: H-hey! We’re not trash compacting Ralsei-!
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Wait, I know a way to test Ralsei's squishability! *BEEP* [TRASH COMPACTOR ENGAGED]
Ralsei: w h a t
Susie: H-hey! We’re not trash compacting Ralsei-!
Describe to us the one who created the world
“God”
What is “God”?
Susie: Never met him. Unless…
Susie: Did- did the PROPHECY create the world?
Ralsei: Umm… I don’t think the Prophecy’s… alive?
Kris: God’s a white dog. Super annoying.
Susie: Oh okay!
I just saw the post where some annon gave you Undertale, how did you enjoy the game or the final fight with your dad?
Ralsei: We haven’t quite… um…
Kris: *They were struggling with the BALL game*
Susie: *She was backseating the hell out of Kris*
Ralsei: Got that far yet…
Have you guys been helping advertise for Tenna in the sexyman polling? I expect he's very stressed
Ralsei: He’s been… all over the place. I really don’t think this kind of competition is good for him.
Susie: Obviously Tenna’s gonna win! That’s a classic tumblr sexyman right there! He’s got the suit and everything!
Kris: *In the background, they wrote and then held up a sign that said ‘VOTE SENSHI.’*
Susie: You ARE still voting for him, right Ralsei?
Ralsei: Of course…! I want him to know we’re supporting him win or lose.
VOTE HERE
Psst! Kris! What's The Thing (tm)?
Kris: *They hit their signature pose*
Susie: Oh! Right! *She hit hers*
Ralsei: *As he hit his!*
I'm curious, Susie: If you ordered Fri- sorry, Kris sternly enough, would they sit like a dog? (If I recall correctly, Noelle did this in cyberworld, and Kris started howling)
Susie: Nah. They need more training for that.
Kris: *Howling in the background.*
Ralsei: Aww, does Kris wanna treat?
Susie: DUMBASS! YOU’LL SPOIL THEM!
YAR HAR HAR! ‘Tis I, Weird Deird Gaster, the main villain of Deltarune Chapter 7! Me and my Motley Crew are coming to plunder yer hometown and seal yer fountain, so that we can collect all yer booty!! Prepare to be boarded, and remember; this is MY DELTARUNE.
Susie: Oh yeah! The pirate crew from chapter 7! Flowery told me about this.
Ralsei: Oh my GOD.
HELLO!
do you guys....have any protein?
-@friend64
Susie: Oh hell. KRIS HIDE RALSEI!
Ralsei: Wh- WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
Kris: *PROFUSE SWEATING.*