DMK: "Babe pleaseeeeeeeee kiss me again I promise I won't say 'poggers' after this time"
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DMK: "Babe pleaseeeeeeeee kiss me again I promise I won't say 'poggers' after this time"
@moonamite-and-headcanons I drew the bebies
DMK could sleep on Goonie like a bed DMK sitting on top of Goonie's shell while he goes about his day Goonie took one look at DMK's ripped up cape and had to fix it Maybe they sometimes talk about their trauma while in bed.. Dreamland residents waiting for the latest darkgoon tea be like Local edgy knight bullies other knight for being gay, finds out he is Bi DMK loves watching Goonie rant and ramble about his interests (autistic Goonie hc moment) Like there's a thunderstorm one night and Goonie's balled up in his shell and after comforting him, DMK goes to murder Kracko Goonie wakes up in the morning covered in gray fur The hopeless romantic and the socially awkward short knight are in love DMK bringing Goonie small shiny things Touch starved DMK DMK when he has to climb up his bf just to kiss him
Hee hee giggle. rubs hands maliciously
Dedede the supportive dad
King Dedede, the supportive dad: "GO GOONIE!!! MARRY HIM!!! KISS THAT BASTARD!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!"
Meta Knight: "-But be careful."
Escargoon: "Shsgalkjhagklhgahjfgsd OK-"
Basically the Darkgoon lore on how they met
Dark Meta Knight: "Ayo Bitchass, can I use the Mirror Portal?"
Shadow Dedede: "To take over Dreamland?"
Dark Meta Knight: "Yeeeeeeeeeeees."
Dark Meta Knight: *Actually goes to see snail bf like a boss*
A disgusting lack of Darkgoon lately, smh I gotta do everything around here