#darkjezebel

[unsexybeast]

Jez my friend bought something called Dogfish Head and it's like the best beer I ever tasted!

[unsexybeast]

Darkjez has disappeared from my dash. ;-;

Where IS she? :<

[jcoleknowsbest]

I just made a video for you & posted it. LOVE YOU 5EVAAAAA!

OMG..... I saw it... thanks so much.... xoxoxoxo... Love you back....

[alexandra-erin]

darkjezebel replied to your post: darkjezebel replied to your post: Okay I’m...

Absolutely! You talking has a Bob Ross-like effect on me… it’s kinda putting me in a trance state or something

There is actually a whole thing on YouTube where people upload softspoken videos for relaxation/sensory stimulus. I discovered it a few weeks ago and it's like a brain massage.

[alexandra-erin]

darkjezebel replied to your post: Okay I’m literally only 1 minute into your movie review, but I’m just like sqqqqquuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee I love you so much!

you could be talking straight bullshit & I probably wouldn’t care. Your presence just makes me giddy!

...so what you're saying is I should make more videos, then. :P

[alexandra-erin]

Okay I'm literally only 1 minute into your movie review, but I'm just like sqqqqquuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee I love you so much!

...wow, I hope the other 26 minutes live up to your expectations.

[velocicrafter]

LMAO YESSSS!!!!

darkjezebel replied to your post: thank you for an actual useful suggestion

you’re a connoisseur of scale model humans

this is heading in a good direction.

now I need a tutorial on how to shake one's booty in an appealing manner & then make it into a gif.... because Canada (I mean right?).

[elfyourmother]

I mean to tell you this a couple days ago, but seeing you talk on video seriously made my heart sing!

omg stop! lol but really I didnt' think I would ever do a video because I am shy as fuck (no rly) and I hate my voice like you would not believe. but now I kind of want to do more, about more fun topics