Apr 4, 2012
"They grow up so fast," thought Darth. Then he realized that some day, this little tyke might have the force be really strong with him, so he put him in a spaceship and shot him toward an alien planet where his powers would cause him to live a double life as a journalist and a superhero.
...I think that's what happened...
Darth Quote of the Day:
"Miss Skywalker: Tell me something, Darth, why do so many people have to die to Imperialize the Galaxy?
Darth Luthor: Why? You ask why? Why does the Emperor always ring when I'm in the bathtub?!"