Darth of the Day

   Sometimes a (more machine than) man needs to be by himself. Running a whole galaxy for the Emperor is tough work. Sometimes Darth just needs to get in his tie fighter and go.    He doesn't just sit around and choke admirals as an inspirational workflow improvement method. He like, has thoughts and stuff.    His adventures are updated M, W, F.    Want to suggest a Darth of the Day? E-mail me your Darth photo or video! var woo_settings = {idle_timeout:'300000', domain:'darthoftheday.tumblr.com'}; (function(){ var wsc = document.createElement('script'); wsc.src = document.location.protocol+'//static.woopra.com/js/woopra.js'; wsc.type = 'text/javascript'; wsc.async = true; var ssc = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; ssc.parentNode.insertBefore(wsc, ssc); })();

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Darth Quote of the Day: "Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. But fuckin'? That's A-O.K."

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What if #StarWars’ opening was re-imagined as an amazing #NBC sitcom? This would be the opening.

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Star Wars 30 Rock Opening (by speederbikedad)

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Darth Quote of the Day: 

Admiral Donaghy: "Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Tracy Falcon went to light-speed and forgot his meds again, he could be on the other side of the galaxy by now."

Darth "Liz" Vader: "Oh, nerds!"

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Star Wars + LMFAO = LMAO? Lets get real for a minute, a mashup is a beautiful thing, but mashups are made that much better when they’re simple. It’s like the music video equivalent of, “it’s funny because it’s true.”

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Darth Quote of the Day: "A small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed in my head... I can't get it out... *mumble-singing* everyday I'm shufflin'..."

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Luke and Yoda have a great relationship where they can joke and take the piss out of each other all day. Especially over pints in the local Death Star Bar.

Gutter-Minded Altered-Meaning Darth Quote of the Day: "Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my OWN eyes."

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Thanks to George Takei for posting on his Facebook.

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Why Darth never got picked for lead of the  school musical: “The hills are *rebreathing machine*alllliiiiiive with the sound of *rebreeathing machine* muuuuusiccc!”

Darth Quote of the Day: “Your acting betrays you. Your blocking is exceptionally goyish. Especially for your role as Tevye… So, you want to be the Fiddler on the Roof, eh?! Your feelings have now betrayed that, too.”

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"They grow up so fast," thought Darth. Then he realized that some day, this little tyke might have the force be really strong with him, so he put him in a spaceship and shot him toward an alien planet where his powers would cause him to live a double life as a journalist and a superhero.

...I think that's what happened...

Darth Quote of the Day: 

"Miss Skywalker: Tell me something, Darth, why do so many people have to die to Imperialize the Galaxy?

Darth Luthor: Why? You ask why? Why does the Emperor always ring when I'm in the bathtub?!"

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Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there in the Vatican are walking into a trap, as is your Atheist Rally. It was I who allowed the Atheists to know the location of the dogmatic weaknesses. Our Trinity is quite is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best Witnesses awaits them.

Oh, I'm afraid the faith bubble will be quite operational when your... friends...  arrive...

Darth Quote of the Day: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Fun Fact -- This is the first time I've not changed the quote at all!

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Holy. Crap. 

Darth Quote of the Dee: "Tatooine. A gloomy, eerie place, full of sum and villany  hewn out of mountains of guilt." - Geddes "Darth" MacGregor

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Even evildoers have a therapist. One would hope it's that Stanley guy from the West Wing. He don't take no shit from no one. If he can treat the Most Powerful Man in the World (circa the late-90s early 2000s) then he can definitely treat the Second Most Powerful Man in the Galaxy (circa a long time ago). You go Stanley.

Darth Quote of the Day: "Impressive. Most impressive. Medi-Skool has taught you well. You have controlled your vaguery. Now, release your meaning. Only your talk of my Mother can destroy me!"

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Darth liked to send his storm troopers Valentines, however, it's difficult to personalize cards for cloned Storm Troopers, so he found a simpler solution.

Darth Quote of the Day: "You underestimate the Power of the Dark Chocolate Truffle."

Mike’s work is all on his Flickr page and available for sale (and happy viewing time) on his website.

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Now Darth has a puppy? Wait, no... That's not it. If he did have a puppy though, what would it be named? Sgt Sithbottom? Darth Snoopy?

Darth Quote of the Day: "The ability to avoid picking up after your dog is insignificant next to the power of the neighborhood association."

Happy Superbowl! The Empire hates patriots.

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Guest Blogger: Saruman the White on PIPA & SOPA

Hello there, I'm Saruman, you might recognize my white hand from some popular books and Hollywood films. Now, other hands are at work on some evil deeds that involve your favorite parts of the Internet.

This website could barely exist without a free and open Internet.

With all these SOPA'd sites on the Internet today I feel like the Internet is like my memory after a hard night out... Sometimes I think I know what's there but it's just blackness.

Lets not make the Internet another victim of a bunch of old men sitting in rows and towers.

Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web!

SIGN THE PETITION

Saruman Quote of the Day: "A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be littered with shredded paper of SOPA & PIPA. March to DC. Leave no amendments. To war!"

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Darth looked forward to Fried Dough Friday every week, but every week he missed his chance to get the maple donuts. The creme filled long-jonh's have too much sugar in them and the coconut gets stuck in his rebreathing unit.

Darth Quote of the Day: "Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory... I want those maple donuts Commander, don't fail me again."

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Today Darth has lost a small part of what made him Darth.

The man who made Darth such an awesome light-saberist has passed away at 89. 

LA Times Bob Anderson dies at 89; sword-fight teacher to the stars.

Hopefully he's all translucent and glowy standing on some crazy ass fantasy world with cool flying reptilian creatures, hobbits and Andre the Giant. 

(If you don't know what I mean by that then maybe you should read the damn story!)

Darth Quote of the Day: "Your destiny lies with me, Anderson. George Lucas knew this to be true."

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Darth loves the look of this helmet, but there is NO WAY he could carry it around all day. Plus, after a little while he'd look like Lady Liber... I mean Lady Empire.

Darth Quote of the Day: talking to the helmet as he attempts to polish it "You are polished! It is useless to resist... Don't let yourself be tarnished as my copper garden trophies did.."

(via Steampunk Darth Vader Helmet: Copper Is Fashion | Bit Rebels)

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The holidays are really hard on Darth, what with his (false) belief that he'd killed his love, and not knowing about his kids until he was trying to kill them. Luckily, people made his likeness into an idol to be hung on their Palpatine Branches during this wonderful holiday. Darth Quote of the Day: "Your destiny lies in a tree Children. Santa-wan knew this to be true."

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Darth Vader reads.

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While shopping at his local Boarders Liquidation Sale, Darth found this book. "Who is this young boy with the strange powers?" he thought to himself. He took it home and exclaimed, "Is this supposed to be about me?!? I must see how it ends! I cannot see this future..."

Darth Quote of the Day "Dumbledores Army are alerted to our presence. Professor Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system. Avada Kedavra!"