#daryl incorrect

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Daryl : I don’t know how to tell you this but… I think I love you?

Y/N : …That's great, Daryl. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years

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Daryl : The time to act is now

Daryl : Wink, wink

Y/N : Don't say "wink wink", just wink

Daryl : Oh, sorry

Daryl : Wink

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Y/N : I am in charge of this disaster!

Daryl : I have a name, you know

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Y/N : That was so hot, Daryl

Daryl : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets

Y/N : God, I’m so in love with you

Daryl, confused : Cool, I guess

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Y/N, running late to a town meeting : I’m sorry! I had some stuff I needed to take care of

Daryl, walking right behind her, offended : I have a name, y’know. I’m not just a pretty face

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Y/N : That's not funny

Daryl : I thought it was funny

Y/N : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a meme you saw on Facebook

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Daryl : Yeah, I don’t like people

Y/N : Oh, well now that’s not fair, Daryl. Have you met all of them?

Daryl : I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

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Y/N : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Daryl, trying to be impressive : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

Y/N : Nevermind