Ellie: If Tommy and I were drowning, who would you save? Joel: You two can’t swim? Ellie: It’s a hypothetical question, Joel! Who would you save? Joel: My time and effort.

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Ellie: If Tommy and I were drowning, who would you save? Joel: You two can’t swim? Ellie: It’s a hypothetical question, Joel! Who would you save? Joel: My time and effort.
Joel, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots? Ellie, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
Ellie: Joel, I sense hostility Joel: Good, because I hate you
Ellie: Joel, you need to react when people cry! Joel: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Maria : You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Ellie all the time, and she never repeats it Maria : But you call Tommy “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…
Ellie : I know one person who finds me funny! Joel : Okay, who? … and you can't say yourself! Ellie : Okay then I'm out
Ellie : We have fun, don’t we, Joel? Joel : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
Tommy : Ellie is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind Joel : Girls? Ellie: Homicide
Maggie : What is everyone for Halloween? Carl : I’m superman Negan : A clown Maggie : So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
Ellie : I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway Joel : Ellie : Vroom vroom, come out already!
Joel : It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli
Ellie, eyes wide : I know what I saw
Negan : If we’re in trouble, just throw Maggie at the problem, and hope for the best
Negan : Maggie, my old friend! Maggie : I think you tried to kill me at some point Negan : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you
Ellie, peeling a banana : May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha!
Joel : Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Abby: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Lev: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
Ellie, talking about Tommy and Maria : They make a cute couple, huh?
Joel : They certainly are standing next to each other
Ellie : How do Joel and Tommy usually get out of these messes?
Maria : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out