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Just because you are a heathen, that doesn't you have no class. Pinky out! Skal! Have a wonderful Yule.

2-27-16

I was home alone watching the news when suddenly it was announced that a flight caught fire before taking off. There were sixteen people reported missing or deceased, among which were my boyfriend’s grandpa and my boyfriend. I was completely aghast by this news and, in an attempt to deny it, I called my boyfriend’s cell. Unfortunately, his grandma answered instead sounding worried and confused- we eventually decided that we both had no idea what was going on.

I had to go to work that day (work always gets in the way) and it was going by as normal. I was trying to tell my coworkers that I was feeling out of it because of the terrible news I received, but they were always running about. At one point, one of my customers had two Das Boots and a Das Horn which I excitedly requested to hold. We then both started singing the commercial. During my break, I noticed that iFunny had features of the plane crash from this morning. There was a joke floating around that Beyoncé was giving her condolences to four of the victims: Jorge, Jacob, Jaclyn, and Jessie. I commented, “Well I knew [my boyfriend’s name] personally so you can imagine how I feel”. It was at that moment that I received a phone call from an unknown caller. He told me that my boyfriend could very well be alive. I didn’t get much more out of him before he hung up.

I met up with my family upon returning home from work, and, for some reason, they wanted to take a trip with me. It was late at night, and we drove to this abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. The highway was next to us and in the far distance, there was a nuclear power plant. This shady looking lady suddenly entered the building and placed a doorstop in the door. My mom began talking badly at her and she came back out mad saying “you think I can’t hear you?”. More arguing ensued when suddenly, the nuclear power plant completely detonated! In complete panic, we all rushed inside. There, we found three thugs terrorizing a kid. All of us confronted them as the kid ran downstairs. We were able to knock out the thugs, but, before we followed him downstairs, I received a message from the group chat of all my friends. They were asking what was going on with the news of my boyfriend and my friend’s grandpa (apparently one of my friend’s grandpa was also involved). I replied “they could actually still be alive! And my boyfriend too!” (This clearly caused a lot of commotion in the chat). Upon reaching the underground floor, we found that this place was actually a bomb facility. The walls were windows and we could see down to the production line. For some reason, Tarzan and the gorillas were down there fighting with each other. Tarzan’s mom stood in between the kids and Kerchak. We continued down the hall where I met up with my friend! “What are you doing here?” I asked highly surprised. “Silly,” she said seriously, “it’s very important that you don’t say that they could still be alive. I need to fake the death of my grandpa and the others”. I grabbed her by the shirt, “FAKE the death?… Then where are they?” Before I could get an answer, I woke up.