#dasanye rambles

[dasanye-wet]

So many men in the comments of my video stressed that an imaginary guy is getting more fake laid than them it's crazy. Genuinely looshing off their woe rn

[dasanye-wet]

Thank you sm for making ur conquest art It's everything one can sleep peacefully at night to and I'm addicted 🙏

im convinced there is no more powerful force on this earth than a deranged woman

[dasanye-wet]

no one on the internet can humiliate me because my step mom called me to tell me how much she liked the videos im making of me getting railed by conquest and how she is SHOWING THEM TO MY BIRTH FATHER

[dasanye-wet]

The young adults trying to make me feel bad on insta don't know how awesome my life is and that statistically they'll never reach even one of the milestones I have

[dasanye-wet]

Domestic conq would be such a nuisance /neg

Me: "Come help me do these dishes"

Conq: (from the living room)

"No. It's beneath me"

[dasanye-wet]

DMs or @'s begging for money, no matter the cause, will be reported as spam and blocked immediately. I donate directly to aid organizations who prove that they are sending aid where they say they are and have strict oversight, and that will not change.

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✨Main fandoms: Conquest (Invincible), Knights of Guinevere (soon🫩), Venture Bros, Star Trek✨

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If you're a yume shipping non-sharer all the Conquests in my drawings are from my AU "Into the Freakiverse" and he is actually my oc named Freakquest lol🫰💖 Your Conq is safe :3

[dasanye-wet]

If I named him it would be Courtney because I'm a sadist idk

[dasanye-wet]

Letting conq pick a new name and he comes up with some fuckass shit like rick or michael