#dash ba

[theyearofthestar]

@blair

beeanders‌:

I accept! When are we going?

Are you free tomorrow night? With ample time for me to wine and dine you?

Contrary to my recent dating history, I do know how to treat a woman right.

[theyearofthestar]

@beeanders replied to your post: What are three of your top sexual fantasies? Out...

I love when my talents are rightfully appreciated.

And you know I’m a big supporter and admirer of your many talents, B. Though I am curious in a purely theoretical fashion as to what roleplay scenarios you think could work for us?

[theyearofthestar]

@beeanders replied to your post “Take Blair out on a date.”

I'd throw a thousand hatchets for you.

Did you know those were actually Jonathan Larson's initial lyrics for “I’ll Cover You”?

[theyearofthestar]

@beeanders replied to your post: Fuck in a corn maze, Marry in a sweater, Kill with...

I got you a spindle, ready to say I do?

Did you also get me a person that knows how to do the spindle-ing, or is that my first responsibility? 

[theyearofthestar]

beeanders replied to your photo: INSTAGRAM: @THEYEAROFTHESTAR UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!...

Iconic.

We wouldn’t have me any other way, B.

[theyearofthestar]

@beeanders replied to your photo: INSTAGRAM: @THEYEAROFTHESTAR UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO!...

Rachel, I love those glasses!!!

She usually wears contacts, but to quote my mother, “My eyes are already on their three-day weekend.” I think they suit her personality.

[aertimisreid]

Remember that episode of Fairly OddParents when they had Dash Baxter from Danny Phantom as the Teenage Blowfly? Ya that happened