Jul 13, 2019
Scott: "We're not friends."
Vincent: "I didn't kill you, therefore we're friends."
Scott: "You have very low standards."
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Scott: "We're not friends."
Vincent: "I didn't kill you, therefore we're friends."
Scott: "You have very low standards."
Scott: "I want someone to take me out."
Vincent: "Like on a date or with a sniper gun?"
Scott: "Surprise me."
Vincent: "I come bearing gifts!"
Scott: "You're not holding anything."
Vincent: "I know, it's me, I'm the gift."
Vincent: "I have an idea."
Scott: "No murder."
Vincent: "I no longer have an idea."
Scott: "Ily."
Vincent: "Spell it properly it makes it more special <3"
Scott: "I'm leaving you."
Vincent: "You've always liked some questionable shit."
Scott: "Yeah, I like you."
Scott: *texts Vincent* "Kiss me."
Scott: "*Kill me, sorry, typo."
Vincent: "Gladly."
Scott, panicking: "whiCH ONE ARE YOU SAYING YES TO?"
Vincent: "What's your phone number?"
Scott: *clearly texting* "I don't have a phone."