@amadeusradcliffe:
Ouch, poor Moonshine, shade her! I thought lying to protect other people’s feelings was allowed; at least, I always do. That’s why they’re called white lies, though, because they’re made with love and then they don’t count, like when Mom tells Dad that his hairline totally isn’t receding. Smart little sibs aren’t the worst thing, though; Ludwig is a wee bit pretentious but he’s still the best brother around. Maybe Moonshine would be cooler if you took her along on one of your Lost Boy things - it’s hard to find fault in fun when you’re the one having it.
Your dad didn’t have five other siblings that would still like him even if he didn’t get along with just the one, though. Besides, Moonshine totally started this fight, she can grow out of it anytime and start being fun enough to be in the family but she chooses not to. Nope, never again. Moonshine came with us one day when we were catching fireflies to put in jars and throw in the lagoon for the mermaids, and she ruined allll the fun.